Man, if the shitty bunch of primates that calls itself the human race has one redeeming feature, it’s Kylie Minogue’s ass. I don’t know about ye but good auld Biggus jacks off at least three times a day to this thing. Yeah I wake up about 7, get out the wang around 9 … ...
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Note: This article has been updated from the original. Individual names have been replaced and so have their corresponding images. Seemingly, it’s ok to say whatever the fuck you want about celebrities but say something about an office worker and all hell breaks loose. Before we begin, I have to state that we at...
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A shitty film is a shitty film. I don’t give a crap if it’s in super high definition or if the shit comes jumping right out of the screen and bitch slaps you in the face. Man I saw the shittiest film ever there a while back. Fuck, this thing made Titanic look like...
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Why is there such a big stigma over sex and nudity in films and TV shows? I mean what the fuck is wrong with a society that thinks blowing the head off someone is grand but a little bit of tit is horrific and mustn’t be allowed at all costs. Who the fuck are...
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Well I was thinking about arguments that could prove god exists and was drawing a blank until all of a sudden I struck inspiration. Inspiration that took the shape of Jessica Alba’s perfectly formed arse. Yes if anything has a chance of proving there’s a god out there it’s got to be a fine pair of female buttocks. Hell yeah Intelligent...
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I guess I’m a bit behind the news on this one but apparently the Frogs have decided to ban the Burka. Now let’s get one thing straight here, I hate the fucking Burka, whenever I see someone wearing the thing I think ‘dang I wonder if she’s hot?’ Such a fucking waste … then...
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Ah yes boobs. From Genesis to Exodus, from job interviews to driving tests, boobs have played a unique role in the history of mankind. You think Adam would have let Eve lead him astray if she didn’t have a pair of these? Yeah ever since then mankind has been obsessed with boobs. Today the...
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It’s been revealed that some bodyguard called Fernando Flores is suing Britney Spears for making sexual advances towards him. It’s one of those celebrity stories where making up bullshit is unnecessary. Sometimes the truth is way crazier than any fiction. Now it could be that Flores is a completely deluded fantasist and the whole...
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I can see it’s about time to educate you fuckers. Now I’ve been hearing a lot lately about ginger mingers and all that. Fuck knows how many feckers I’ve heard going on about ginger this and minger that. Yup slagging the ‘pale skinned freckly bastards’ seems all the rage at the moment. I reckon...
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Competence, ability, integrity… We’re looking for none of those things as we go on our quest to find the top 5 female politicians in Ireland we’d most like to shag. There aren’t many female politicians, and few of these are hot. But we at Rule Hibernia are never ones to give up, and...
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