The season of Halloween is finally upon us (even if some started “celebrating” early). It’s a bit late in the day to go shopping for Halloween costumes, but here’s a few ideas anyway for the late shopper and those who fancy making one up. Without further ado, the top five Halloween costumes this year!...
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As the number of people turning their backs on religion increases, the raping paedophiles of the Catholic Church have come up with a genius idea. The genius idea is to change Canon Law and remove any formal defection from their fruity little organisation. What this means is that anyone baptised into the Church will...
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If you haven’t seen Part I then check it out. So where were we? Ah yes, the two most famous virgins in the world are about to give each other plenty. Let’s get straight into the action then… Ah yes, that’s my Benny. He fucked Susan like an old pro and then fobbed her...
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So Pope Benedict XVI is commencing his tour of the UK today. Unfortunately he’ll have to do so without his right hand man. Yup that right, this guy Cardinal Kasper (seriously that’s his name) was supposed to be Pope Benedict XVI’s main man in his tour of the UK however that was until Kasper learned...
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So I think most of us can agree that Pope Benedict’s tenure in the Vatican has been about as successful as Wayne Rooney’s tenure at the World Cup. But is Ratzinger really that bad? How does he compare to his illustrious predecessors? Well let’s have a look. Pope John XII I’d take Ratzinger over...
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I heard in the news yesterday that Pope Benedict XVI is to visit Glasgow. I heard from an unnamed source he is going there to buy up a huge stock of heroin but I can’t confirm this. However, it was confirmed that Susan Boyle is to perform for him. Perform what? I hear you...
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The Pope wants people to leave the Irish Catholic church. No you say? Well it’s the most logical explanation I can come up with after reading about his latest blunder...
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