Posts Tagged ‘ Jobs ’

The Joy of Work

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November 19, 2010
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Work eh? Shite isn’t it? Well, it must be. Swathes of people bitch and moan about their job. And yet, thousands upon thousands of CVs will be sent this week. Job interviews will be sought after, favours will be called in to get a foot in the door of innumerable companies up and down...
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Ryanair cut flights and axe 1,000 jobs in Frankfurt

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October 27, 2010
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Michael O’Leary and Ryanair are wielding the axe and they are cutting flights and jobs in Germany.  So why are they cutting flights? Well they say it’s because of a new tourist tax the German Government have introduced. It’s now going to cost everyone €8 for the privilege of setting foot on German soil....
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Prostitution For The Good Of Ireland

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October 7, 2010
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The country is in dire straits. Arguments rage over how to get us out of this financial hole. Cut services, create jobs, raise taxes, etc, etc. But what about the oldest profession? There are thousands of prostitutes in Ireland and not one of them is paying tax on their services. Why not?
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Brian Cowen announces 300,000 jobs

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September 28, 2010
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Our glorious leader Brian Cowen has pulled off one of the greatest ever achievements of all time by any human being by announcing a wonderful strategy that will create 300,000 jobs. Say that again? Yup, Brian Cowen is going to create 300,000 jobs. Now I know what you’re thinking, isn’t this the same Brian...
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Batt O’Keefe, Our Minister for jobs

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September 3, 2010
Batt O'Keefe Minister for jobs

The official name of the department is the Department of Enterprise, Trade and Innovation. Brian Cowen in his wisdom decided it was a good idea to remove the word employment. Could it be because this department doesn’t know the first thing about employment and to have it in the title would be a really...
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150 jobs for Monaghan and a minister inevitably shows up

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August 16, 2010
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Nice to hear some positive news on the jobs front. 150 jobs have been announced by Monaghan Mushrooms Limited as they open up a new mushroom growing plant. Hopefully the vast majority of these new jobs will go to Irish people. I say that because Irish people are pretty much guaranteed welfare payments indefinitely...
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It’s not a vocation, it’s just a job

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August 8, 2010
Vocation

You have to laugh at all these teachers and nurses harping on about how they’re doing a great job for society and how people should appreciate them more. Then they come out with the word vocation. The word vocation basically means a calling to go down a particular career path. What kind of calling...
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