It’s been the Fatherland’s plan all along, the military approach didn’t work so now they’re setting about stealthily taking over all of Europe. Ireland and Greece have already fallen under the sway of the axis, Portugal is soon to be annexed and then the Blitzkrieg of Italy and Spain will be launched. Soon only...
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November 17th, 2010. Ireland is on the verge of a huge decision. Should we accept an EU bailout or not? The Irish Government are insisting we’ll manage away by ourselves. The Europeans are telling us they’ll help us if we need it. So the question is, are we smarter than Einstein, or are we...
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Murder. Everybody has considered it at some point. But what is it that stops us? Some moral code? The 6th Commandment? An innate sense that murder is wrong? Nope. The only thing that stops our streets turning into a post-apocalyptic style Auschwitz is the unwritten 11th Commandment: Luckily, today’s society provides lots of ways...
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Traditionally, the British have had a bad reputation in Ireland. The centuries of occupation, the suppression of Irish culture and the callous treatment of the ordinary people during the plantations and the Famine. So plenty of cause to hate the Brits. Right? Wrong. The Brits did us a pile of good. Any racist wankers...
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I’m sure many of you were watching the match last and were disappointed with the 3-2 defeat at the hands of Russia at Lansdowne Road. For the most part Ireland played crap and we deserved to lose. And I’m sure many of you were scratching your heads wondering if this was the same Ireland...
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Ireland, a hub of modernity. My ass. Our national mindset more resembles those of grovelling peasants, bowing and scraping to our “betters” in the Daíl, the banks and the churches...
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For those of us who see religion for what it really is, this is a no-brainer. Some hard core atheists argue that religion should be banned altogether. As much as I’d like to see every religion wiped off the face of the planet, it ain’t going to happen. Banning things in general never really...
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It costs more than 700 million a year to fund the army. Money well spent if we were fighting in a war, but last time I checked the Irish Republic wasn’t engaged in any war. So what the hell is the money spent on. Well, over 200 million is going on pensions. You can...
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