Forget about the global recession, forget about physical diseases, forget about Fat Bastards and forget about the environment. The biggest threat to mankind is Twitter. Twitter is without doubt the biggest plague to ever visit upon humans. It makes the bubonic plague look like a mild head cold. It makes television seem like the...
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We all know Stephen Fry loves nothing more than sticking his cock up the arses of men less than half his age but it now turns out that this intellectual genius has made the sensational discovery that women don’t enjoy sex. Fry reckons that women don’t enjoy sex and sex is the price women...
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Silvio Berlusconi has to be one of my favourite politicians. The man says what he thinks and feels which is rare in politics. The fact that Silvio is a devil with the ladies seals the deal as far as I’m concerned. The latest controversy surrounds a 17 year old Moroccan belly dancer called Karima...
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There was a survey released today that says roughly 1.5% of people are gay. Now I don’t know if you’ve been hearing the same bullshit figures as I have for years and years. They vary a bit but 10% is a figure that I’ve heard banded about a lot down through the years. When...
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Lady Gaga isn’t straying far from the public eye. Or from her love of meat. Last Monday Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta gave a self-written speech to a crowd in Maine, U.S.A about the evils of discriminating against openly gay US soldiers...
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No, I’m not talking about William Hague playing cricket for Pakistan, I’m talking about the rumours that William Hague is an arse bandit. This story was unveiled yesterday as William Hague issued a statement denying he’s ever engaged in any homesexual relations with a man. This story has come out of the blue. It...
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