Posts Tagged ‘ Fine Gael ’

How to Kill Fianna Fail – Retard Census

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November 30, 2010
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Man I’m well fed up with these bastards. They’re nothing but a shower of self serving gobshites and it’s about time the people of this country stood up and did something about them (blah blah blah – insert some more of the usual rhetoric here). Do all you fuckers walking the streets carrying placards think that by doing...
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The Four Year Plan

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November 25, 2010
Brian Cowen in stocks

Well we’ve been thinking about how to sort this country out for a while and short of - Banning the useless bastards in Fianna Fail from ever standing for office again. Providing the limp dicked twats in Fine Gael with cheap Viagra Handing the country back to the queen and apologising for the mess...
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Chris Andrews: Not A Waste Of Space?

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October 27, 2010
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Could it be? A Fianna Fáil TD who talks some sense? Chris Andrews, a TD from a political dynasty representing Dublin South East, suggested on Twitter that the civil war era parties of Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael should do a merger. He clarified this when questioned, that he envisioned more of a “realignment”....
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Vincent Browne to apologise to Enda Kenny over suicide remark

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October 4, 2010
Vincent Browne Enda Kenny

Vincent Browne is set to make an apology to Enda Kenny on his show tonight after he suggested last week that Enda Kenny should commit suicide. Browne said that Enda should go into a dark room with a gun and a bottle of whiskey. Now you could argue that Browne wasn’t trying to imply...
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Cement truck at Leinster House

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September 29, 2010
Cement Truck

The useless incompetent dossing 163 TDs are back in the Dail today and someone has decided a 164th member is needed. Now I don’t blame the guy. There are 3 bi-elections due and the government are hanging on by a thread. The official news is that a 41 year old man tried to drive...
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Vote Pairing and Mary Coughlan

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September 27, 2010
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It didn’t take long for the politicians to start acting like a bunch of children after their return from their 12 weeks of dosing during the summer. Following the withdrawal of support for the government by Noel Grealish, the numbers dwindle further for the government. Fine Gael have spotted an opportunity and have withdrawn...
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Fine Gael celebrate as Tesco sells cheap viagra

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September 20, 2010
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It’s the news that every impotent cuckold in the UK has been waiting for. From next week Tesco’s are going to start selling Viagra over the counter at half the price of other shops and without the need for a prescription. So don’t be surprised if those limped dicked bastards in Fine Gael start making...
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PJ Sheehan drunk and a female garda

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September 20, 2010
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When it comes to shooting yourself in the foot, nobody does it better than those gobshites in Fine Gael. This time PJ Sheehan, a decrepit 77 year old prick was involved in an incident in the Dail car park with a female garda. The garda noticed Sheehan about to drive out of the car...
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Simon Coveney is a pussy

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September 15, 2010
Simon Coveney pussy

I was watching the news there and Simon Coveney was on giving his take on the whole Brian Cowen drunken hangover saga. It was Simon who tweeted minutes after Cowen’s interview saying he sounded halfway between drunk and hungover. In doing so, Simon inadvertently made himself a Fianna Fail scapegoat for the whole affair....
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Cllr Joe Arkins makes a tit of himself

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August 18, 2010
Joe Arkins Tit

The angry public continue to vent their anger on Liveline as county councillor Joe Arkins from Clare saw an opportunity to get some national publicity. Unfortunately for Joe it didn’t work out too well. The topic this time was the proposed construction of a tunnel from the Dail to the Dept. of Agriculture building...
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