Ever watch Whale Wars? It’s about a bunch of animal rights protestors who chuck stink bombs and the like onto Japanese whaling vessels around Antarctica. The idea is to stop the japs from hunting whales for “scientific purposes”, i.e. hack out the meat and oil for the domestic market. Whether they’re being chopped up...
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Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Fat bastards are real but global warming isn’t. Dear all. My name is Professor Dick McWafflefuck. I have spent the last 34 years of my life cooped up in a smelly college office studying global warming. I am the Dean of the Department of Environmental Oral Effluent...
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Al Gore has made a small fortune preaching green, but he’s smart enough to realize that actually living green is too damn awkward. A while back he bought a massive new mansion with a bunch of electrically pumped fountains, a half dozen fireplaces, five bedrooms, 9 bathrooms etc etc. Now I’m not a begrudger,...
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The Sunday Independent has revealed that Eamon Ryan is planning to force electricity suppliers to readjust their tariffs so that domestic users will bear the main brunt of the retarded 5% levy. Large businesses will end up paying a smaller percentage. A few people in high positions in large businesses obviously had a few...
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Why the fuck do these dumbass British politicians keep going on about the special relationship? The BP affair showed exactly how special the relationship is. When it suits the yanks to have some thicko lapdog country jump up in the Security Council and vote in favour of their latest war it’s all … At...
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Eamon Ryan, the Minister for Communications and Energy has once again proven himself to be a complete and utter retard. His latest idiotic idea is to impose a 5% levy on electricity. Every household in Ireland and every business now face a hike in costs at a time when the country is still on...
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