Man I’m well fed up with these bastards. They’re nothing but a shower of self serving gobshites and it’s about time the people of this country stood up and did something about them (blah blah blah – insert some more of the usual rhetoric here). Do all you fuckers walking the streets carrying placards think that by doing...
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Well it looks like Fintan O’Toole is the latest two-bit Irish media hack who thinks he has the solution for all of Ireland’s problems. Fintan has drawn up a petition for people to sign. Fuck knows what he hopes to achieve other than the bit of attention he’ll get. Most of his ideas are...
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Once upon a time there was a universe. In this universe was a galaxy called the Milky Way. In this Milky Way was a star called the Sun. Revolving around the Sun was a planet called Earth. On this Earth was an island called Ireland. And on this island was a man called Brian…...
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What exactly does the Seanad do? Don’t know? Well then I’ll tell you: The Seanad does …. wait for it ….. SWEET FUCK ALL. That’s right, the Seanad is little more than a place where failed politicians go when they can’t get elected. They didn’t manage to get into the Dail but it’s alright...
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Vincent Browne is set to make an apology to Enda Kenny on his show tonight after he suggested last week that Enda Kenny should commit suicide. Browne said that Enda should go into a dark room with a gun and a bottle of whiskey. Now you could argue that Browne wasn’t trying to imply...
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A poll carried out by the Irish Times has revealed what pretty much everybody that isn’t living under a rock already knew. The Irish people want Brian Cowen out. There’s been a lot of talk lately about Lenihan replacing Cowen and this is only going to add more fuel to the fire. Word is that...
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It’s the news that every impotent cuckold in the UK has been waiting for. From next week Tesco’s are going to start selling Viagra over the counter at half the price of other shops and without the need for a prescription. So don’t be surprised if those limped dicked bastards in Fine Gael start making...
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When it comes to shooting yourself in the foot, nobody does it better than those gobshites in Fine Gael. This time PJ Sheehan, a decrepit 77 year old prick was involved in an incident in the Dail car park with a female garda. The garda noticed Sheehan about to drive out of the car...
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Our wonderful Taoiseach Brian Cowen has created another headache for himself by conducting an interview on Morning Ireland where he came across as being either drunk or hungover. Now I’ve listened to part of the interview and to be honest Cowen didn’t sound much worse than he usually does. Whatever technology was used to...
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