Well it turns out that men kick so much ass that the IMF has decided that they need to tax our penises. Seriously the penis tax is cuming, and the bigger your dick the more tax you gotta pay. Well we had a glance round the office, and it looks like the lads at...
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Man I’m well fed up with these bastards. They’re nothing but a shower of self serving gobshites and it’s about time the people of this country stood up and did something about them (blah blah blah – insert some more of the usual rhetoric here). Do all you fuckers walking the streets carrying placards think that by doing...
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Oh shit! Where the fuck did this come from??? According to Wikileaks US President Barack Obama believes that our glorious leader Brian Cowen may in fact be a drunken retard! Forget about all this shite about Iran’s nuclear missiles and Saudi Arabian princes funding terrorism. According to the whistle blower website the biggest threat...
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This morning I wrote about the brutal assault of Vincent Browne on Brian Cowen that took place yesterday afternoon. Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse for Brian Cowen they just have. John Gormley has managed to do the unthinkable and has raped Brian Cowen harder than Vincent Browne ever could. John Gormley...
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I’ve seen some pretty sick shit in my time but nothing could prepare me for what unfolded yesterday. Last night I witnessed something disturbing. There I was watching tv when out of nowhere I watched a terrible scene play out before my eyes. I witnessed one man rape another. I later heard that this...
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November 17th, 2010. Ireland is on the verge of a huge decision. Should we accept an EU bailout or not? The Irish Government are insisting we’ll manage away by ourselves. The Europeans are telling us they’ll help us if we need it. So the question is, are we smarter than Einstein, or are we...
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Yup, take a look at any student/socialist protest and I can guarantee you’ll see a bunch of retards wearing this t-shirt: Yup, right at the top of the list of retarded things socialists believe is the myth that Che Guevara was a Christ-like anti-imperialist superhero. Man these guys spend more time with Che’s cock in their...
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The season of Halloween is finally upon us (even if some started “celebrating” early). It’s a bit late in the day to go shopping for Halloween costumes, but here’s a few ideas anyway for the late shopper and those who fancy making one up. Without further ado, the top five Halloween costumes this year!...
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Once upon a time there was a universe. In this universe was a galaxy called the Milky Way. In this Milky Way was a star called the Sun. Revolving around the Sun was a planet called Earth. On this Earth was an island called Ireland. And on this island was a man called Brian…...
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Coming up to the weekend the highest echelons of the Irish government were geared up to take care of business. David Drumm, the ex-chief asshole of Anglo Irish Bailed-out was left quaking in his boots. What words did Brian Cowen, Mary Harney and the rest of our leaders have to say that shook Drumm...
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