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		<title>Good news: Santa Claus exists. Bad news: Santa Claus is a paedophile</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 13:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caligula</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For years there has been so much misinformation and bullshit regarding one Mr. Claus. Kiddies all over the world swear by him. Most adults have a more cynical attitude towards him and many believe he doesn’t even exist. I took it upon myself to get to the bottom of the story. For the last 15 years I’ve been going undercover and I’ve finally dug up the truth about Santa. The truth is shocking. Not only does the man exist, Santa Claus is the most dangerous paedophile on the planet. My research began around 1995. At this time the stories started to surface about Irish paedophile priests. I noticed a certain similarity between priests and Santa. Both like children. They really like children! It turns out that priests like children so much that they made passionate love to the children. They also gave little presents to the kids to keep them sweet, kinda similar to when a guy fucks his woman and keeps her sweet by buying her a necklace or some shit. I realized this was also very similar to the way Santa Claus gives presents to kids every year. Call me cynical but there isn’t a person on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>History for Retards (The First World War)</title>
		<link>http://rulehibernia.com/2010/12/history-for-retards-the-first-world-war/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 14:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vespasian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in 1914 a mother fucker of a fight kicked off thanks to some dude you never heard of, operating for an organisation nobody remembers, killing a guy who’s greatest achievement had been boffing a chick his peers disapproved of.  Yup Gavrillo Princip and a bunch of muppets called the Black Hand really stirred things up. It all happened in a shitty backarse of a place called Sarajevo, and thanks to another douche that even less people have heard of, resulted in all manner of shit that still reverberates to this day. (I&#8217;ll tell ye this last guy&#8217;s name next time out &#8230; Oh and by the way you’ll get massive Kudos if you mention him in like the Leaving Cert or A levels or whatever, cause the examiner won’t have a clue who the fuck you’re talking about and will have to look him up). Well that’s the short version. But since I’m in a generous mood at the moment I’ve decided to throw you retards who can’t figure out what to do for your Leaving Cert History special topic a bone. That’s right assholes rejoice!  Rejoice and offer thanks to the lord, for your all knowing, benevolent, and fabulously handsome  role model; Titus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Diets work, fat people don’t</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 12:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caligula</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are many industries out there that make money from retards, self help, religion, homeopathy, get rich quick schemes, internet marketing and so on. Another industry that proves that fools and money are quickly parted is the diet industry. If there’s one thing worse than a retard, it’s a fat retard. For years, companies have been taking money from fat people and lining their pockets to become fat themselves. There is so much shit out there about diets that it would make any sane person want to stuff 10 Big Macs down their fucking throat and puke their guts out afterwards. All over TV and other media we see it. Practically every TV show aimed at a female audience will have segments to do with dieting. Commercials about diets are everywhere. There are hundreds of thousands of websites about diets. But here is the best part: diets do actually work. Unlike homeopathy, which is 100% complete and utter bullshit, most of these diets work when adhered to. The last 3 words of the last sentence are crucial. The problem with fat bastards is that they don’t follow whatever diet they’re on and therefore they won’t lose the weight. What happens [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The real reason Joe Duffy wanted to ban head shops</title>
		<link>http://rulehibernia.com/2010/12/the-real-reason-joe-duffy-wanted-to-ban-head-shops/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 14:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caligula</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There’s been a lot of fuss this week over the wall of silence RTE have put up regarding the fact that Gerry Ryan was a coke snorting, hypocritical, overpaid, parasitic scumbag. Some of you may recall the Joe Duffy crusade to have head shops banned earlier this year. Despite the sheer stupidity and retardedness of his crusade, Duffy won and the politicians gave in to the hysterical asshole mothers. It was pathetic. Duffy had his concerned parents lined up one after the other talking about the evil head shop owners and how it was all the fault of head shops that their stupid fucking kids were getting high on drugs. But anyway, RuleHibernia have obtained a shocking audio tape of Joe Duffy having a conversation with his former coke head friend Gerry Ryan. The tape explains everything.  I have converted the tape into sans photoshop imagery format….. A few months later tragedy struck. Thanks to the banning of head shops, Gerry became Charlie’s best pal because Charlie turned into a cheap whore. That cheap whore killed Gerry along with the Ryanline.]]></description>
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		<title>The Rubberbandits, Joe Duffy and Willie O’Dea on Liveline</title>
		<link>http://rulehibernia.com/2010/12/the-rubberbandits-joe-duffy-and-willie-o%e2%80%99dea-on-liveline/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 16:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caligula</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joe Duffy is officially the biggest fucking muppet in Ireland. No wait, some guy called Anthony is the biggest muppet in Ireland. Anthony is one of those idiot dry bastards with no sense of humour. And when Anthony sees something that offends him he gets mad. And when Anthony sees something about his beloved home of Limerick he gets very, very mad. So mad in fact, he rings up that overpaid scumbag Joe Duffy to complain about it. It was the best show of Liveline ever because it really hit home just how much of a fuckcunt Joe Duffy really is. The man is everything that’s wrong in Ireland. He’ll ramble on and on about deprived members of the community and allow some miserable old fart like Anthony complain about some video that contains lyrics about drugs. But when it transpires his overpaid buddy in RTE was a coke head, Joe says sweet fuck all about it. Then came Blindboy, half of the comedy duo The Rubberbandits. Joe began his condescending bullshit by asking him if he can speak properly after Blindboy presented his first comment in a thick Limerick accent. Blindboy then destroyed Anthony by giving him a lesson [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to deal with Julian Assange</title>
		<link>http://rulehibernia.com/2010/12/how-to-deal-with-julian-assange/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 12:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vespasian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love him or loathe him you gotta admit one thing about Julian Assange and all this Wikileaks business: The guy has balls the size of Outer Mongolia. Like so many others out there I feel compelled to add my voice to that of Wikileaks. For that very reason and at great risk to my own personal safety, I bring you Rulehibernia Leaks! Oh yes, we’ve got a mole on the inside and he &#8230; or uh, she had successfully managed to record the following real life, and completely not made up conservation between US President Barack Obama and some unidentified white dude. We’ve searched around but I&#8217;m afraid absolutely nobody recognises this old white guy &#8230; but rest assured if and when we discover who he is you’ll be the first to know. Air Force One somewhere above Washington  DC &#8211; 1/11/2010 3:45 PM Based on a true story &#8230; and just a little friendly advice, if you ever go to Sweden make sure you bring plenty of condoms, or you&#8217;ll be up on rape charges faster than you can say &#8220;Wikileaks!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Did the London Metropolitan Police go too far with Jody McIntyre or is Jody McIntyre a manipulative left wing asshole?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 14:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caligula</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t know about you but when I first saw those students protesting in London I thought they were the biggest assholes ever. A bunch of young idealistic fuckwits who expect taxpayers to pay for their education. I was thinking to myself that the cops should give those bastards a good ole beating. Sure enough, reports started to come through about a few injuries and I was thinking, “serves the bastards right.” But then I saw footage of a guy getting dragged across the road by the cops.  Apparently this guy got beaten so badly that this was the result… Holy shit, they beat the bastard up really bad. Now the guy has major speech problems and is in a wheelchair. I was all in favour a few good hidings but Jesus, the cops really went to town on poor old Jody. The poor guy is disabled for life thanks to those bastard cops. Did the cops go too far? Well looking at the footage there you’d have to say, hell yeah! I mean look at what they did to the poor fucker! Well while I was contemplating all of this, a friend of mine told me that this Jody [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sepp Blatter slags off a few arse bandits</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 11:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caligula</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That Swiss fucker is at it again. The guy is basically the Alpine version of Silvio Berlusconi. He’s an old man who says whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit. Sepp Blatter has a long history of offending people. One time he said that women soccer players should wear tighter shorts to make the game more attractive. He made fun of Ireland when that dopey bastard John Delaney asked Blatter if Ireland could be the 33rd team in the 2010 World Cup. After England lost the bid for the 2018 World Cup he called them sore losers. I reckon Sepp has been analysing his performances and has realised he hasn’t offended enough people and hasn’t been controversial enough. No doubt he would have been watching his hero Silvio hard at work in recent years slagging the shit out of everyone. I reckon Sepp had an epiphany when the story broke about Berlusconi slagging off gays. With all the publicity Silvio secured, Sepp realised that slagging off fudge packers was the way to go. Sepp being the extravagant showman that he is, wanted to do it in style. Instead of just saying that getting the horn for women is better [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Think how much pussy you’re gonna get</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 13:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caligula</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well that’s it for another year. The X-Factor is over and one lucky person gets a lucrative record deal. That lucky person is Matt Cardle. Now getting a record deal is great but Matt was reminded of a major side benefit to his victory just after winning. One of those cheeky little fuckers from One Direction whispered a little something into Matt’s ear….. Nice! Yup, as well as getting a load of dosh from singing a few songs, Matt will be up to his eyeballs in pussy. Harry Styles, the 16 year old says so, and so it will be. Yet another reminder then of how it kicks ass to be a man. Even a 16 year old boy knows it. Have a bit of success in your life and the women will be on their knees in front of you (literally). Matt has already been at it backstage with some make-up artist. He’s had 12 weeks hanging out with Dannii Minogue and did a duet with Rihanna the other night. Winning the X-Factor will power up his pussy magnet to a level he never thought possible. Matt’s biggest worry from now on will be the danger posed by all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alyson Hannigan is sexier than Buffy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2010 18:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Biggus Dickus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh Alyson you had me from: “This one time &#8230;  at band camp &#8230; I stuck a flute up my pussy.” Yup there’s no doubt about it, Alyson Hannigan works my dick way better than Buffy. Now don’t get me wrong, old Buffy is welcome come over on over to Chez Biggus any day. I’d be happy to allow her to give me a blowjob and hell, if she really feels the need to correct my opinions I have some handcuffs, crop whips, and a few geisha girl uniforms in the basement. But for the time being I gotta admit I’d rather have some Willow on my pillow than Gellar in my cellar. Oh fuck yeah! Just look at that! Man, if that beauty doesn’t give you cock spasms I suggest you go try out for the national Greco-Roman wrestling team. And holy fuck, she looks even better in a corset and suspenders. Christ I got a pain in my dick just writing about her. Its true you know, you just can&#8217;t beat a hot redhead &#8230; but you sure can beat off to one hell yeah! I reckon they used to try and downplay Alyson’s hotness to try and make [...]]]></description>
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