Soccer

Sepp Blatter slags off a few arse bandits

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December 14, 2010
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That Swiss fucker is at it again. The guy is basically the Alpine version of Silvio Berlusconi. He’s an old man who says whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit. Sepp Blatter has a long history of offending people. One time he said that women soccer players should wear tighter shorts to make...
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How to not win a World Cup bid

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December 2, 2010
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The look on Prince William’s face as he sat there waiting for the announcement was a sight to behold. At the time most people didn’t know that he knew. But then word got out that England had been eliminated in the first round and William and the others already knew this. No wonder he...
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Wayne Rooney crawls back to Man United

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October 22, 2010
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Hahaha I haven’t laughed as hard in a good … half hour or so. Turns out that Wayne Rooney has done a U turn. Yup the guy’s like a battered housewife, one minute he says he’s leaving, the next he’s crawling back. Believe it or not I used to like this guy (despite the...
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6 Reasons why Alex Ferguson kicks arse

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October 19, 2010
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Alex Ferguson is easily the longest serving club manager in the Premier League. He’s been at Manchester United since 1986. It took him a good few years to get the team to the top but once he did he made damn sure they were there to stay. I’m sure many will debate the reason...
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Richard Dunne, football and human psychology

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October 9, 2010
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I’m sure many of you were watching the match last and were disappointed with the 3-2 defeat at the hands of Russia at Lansdowne Road. For the most part Ireland played crap and we deserved to lose. And I’m sure many of you were scratching your heads wondering if this was the same Ireland...
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Ireland won’t play for Ireland, get over it

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September 28, 2010
Stephen Ireland

I was reading the back page of a well known tabloid trash newspaper yesterday and there was a story about how Stephen Ireland won’t play for Ireland again. No fucking shit. Ireland hasn’t played for his country for 3 years now and has said loads of times he won’t play for Ireland again. The...
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Ireland U17 Women’s World Cup Quarter Final

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September 18, 2010
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As a dedicated observer of underage girls I committed myself to the hard task of staying up half the night to watch our girls take on Japan in Trinidad and Tobago. Ireland got off to a solid start and looked lively for the first 10 minutes. But after that Japan started to dominate proceedings...
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Wayne Rooney and prostitutes

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September 6, 2010
Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney is at it again. He can’t score on the pitch and no doubt Coleen is a typical woman in a long term relationship who won’t put out often enough, so Wayne’s done what any rich and famous man would do. He’s gone off and shagged a whore. This story is no surprise....
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Armenia 0 Ireland 1 Job Done

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September 3, 2010
Armenia 0 Ireland 1

As always it was another nail biting match involving Ireland. We never make it easy do we? But that doesn’t matter right now. We’ve beaten Armenia and that’s all that matters. Second half substitute Keith Fahey was the hero as he calmly placed the ball into the bottom corner of the net after the...
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Vuvuzelas Banned

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September 1, 2010
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Remember vuvuzelas? You know those fucking horns that drove everyone mad during the world cup? If you ask me they totally destroy the atmosphere. I remember when South Africa scored in the very first match, I thought there’d be a massive cheer but no it was just the exact same drone. Lame. After a while i began...
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