Sports

Sepp Blatter slags off a few arse bandits

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December 14, 2010
sepp-blatter

That Swiss fucker is at it again. The guy is basically the Alpine version of Silvio Berlusconi. He’s an old man who says whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit. Sepp Blatter has a long history of offending people. One time he said that women soccer players should wear tighter shorts to make...
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Maria Sharapova, Martina Hingis, Anna Kournikova or Gabriela Sabatini: Greatest tennis ass?

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December 8, 2010
Maria Sharapova, Martina Hingis, Anna Kournikova or Gabriela Sabatini: Greatest tennis ass?

Yup, after a long hard day of physically demanding Onanism I enjoy few things more than sitting back and perving over a bit of tennis. And no I’m not talking about Nadal and Federer beating each other off. I’d rather perv over Sumo wrestling than men’s tennis  – at least Wakanohana has tits. I was checking...
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Some counties ignore GAA winter training ban

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December 5, 2010
GAA pitch snow

Well it looks like the Sunday Independent have scooped the least surprising news story of the year with the shocking revelation that some counties are ignoring a ban issued by the GAA to stop inter-county training in the winter. The ban was initially introduced to prevent players from burning out. It seemed like a...
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How to not win a World Cup bid

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December 2, 2010
England 2018

The look on Prince William’s face as he sat there waiting for the announcement was a sight to behold. At the time most people didn’t know that he knew. But then word got out that England had been eliminated in the first round and William and the others already knew this. No wonder he...
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As one sided as a gang rape …

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November 14, 2010
As one sided as a gang rape best of enemies

As one sided as a gang rape? Yup that pretty much summed it up … I just hope Hayemaker was wearing a Johnny or poor old Audrey’s gonna have to take a trip to the abortion clinic. Yeah Harrison talks a good fight – unfortunately he doesn’t fight one. He spent the build up...
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Why loads of boxing fans hate David Haye

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November 4, 2010
its a pain in the arse but its smart business

Ok well I’ve been thinking about this one. Now if you take someone like asshole Floyd Mayweather the hatred is pretty understandable. That fucker was born to be hated. Resulting in the fact that these days whenever you hear somebody talking about Mayweather they ingeniously and originally refer to him as Gayweather. Over the...
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Wayne Rooney crawls back to Man United

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October 22, 2010
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Hahaha I haven’t laughed as hard in a good … half hour or so. Turns out that Wayne Rooney has done a U turn. Yup the guy’s like a battered housewife, one minute he says he’s leaving, the next he’s crawling back. Believe it or not I used to like this guy (despite the...
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6 Reasons why Alex Ferguson kicks arse

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October 19, 2010
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Alex Ferguson is easily the longest serving club manager in the Premier League. He’s been at Manchester United since 1986. It took him a good few years to get the team to the top but once he did he made damn sure they were there to stay. I’m sure many will debate the reason...
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Richard Dunne, football and human psychology

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October 9, 2010
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I’m sure many of you were watching the match last and were disappointed with the 3-2 defeat at the hands of Russia at Lansdowne Road. For the most part Ireland played crap and we deserved to lose. And I’m sure many of you were scratching your heads wondering if this was the same Ireland...
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Alberto Contador fails drugs test

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September 30, 2010
Alberto Contador yellow jersey stage win

Well who’d have thunk it. Another cyclist has failed a drugs test. Well I can’t say it’s a surprise since pretty much every cyclist in the Tour de France has failed a drugs test at some point. But this is no ordinary cyclist, it’s 3 times winner Alberto Contador. I just feel sorry for...
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