Ever watch Whale Wars? It’s about a bunch of animal rights protestors who chuck stink bombs and the like onto Japanese whaling vessels around Antarctica. The idea is to stop the japs from hunting whales for “scientific purposes”, i.e. hack out the meat and oil for the domestic market. Whether they’re being chopped up...
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Yes, you read that correctly. Mark Zuckerberg and his pesky little website want to move another step closer to world domination by banning people from using the word face. Officially it only applies to telecommunication services. I don’t know though, this kind of thing makes me paranoid. In a world where people like suing...
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The iPhone’s latest app kicks ass. It lets you sleep in for an extra hour! Man how cool is that? Tired of having to get up at 7 in the morning like the rest of the schmucks? Fear not, Apple’s new iPhone 4 is the phone for you! Man seriously this thing has more...
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No it’s not a joke NASA are seriously considering a program where people can volunteer for a one way ticket to Mars. Yeah it’s a plan called 100 Year Starship and would be grand if it wasn’t for one slight flaw. Its Bollox. Yeah that’s right it’s a big pile of crap. The basic...
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I’m pretty sick of all this bullshit about Ireland being a smart economy and knowledge economy. They are the most empty soundbites we’ve heard in Ireland over the last 15 years. Every week you hear overpaid useless fat politicians shitting these soundbites out of their toxic mouths. Today I read that two state funding...
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I remember the X Prize competition that was run a few years back. The basic idea was to encourage private industry to develop a vehicle that could reach low earth orbit, return safely to earth and then be launched again very quickly and cheaply. Well the competition was won by a guy called Burt...
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Back in the 80’s I remember watching Knight Rider on television. Michael Knight, played by David Hasselhoff, was some cop that went around kicking ass. The real star of the show however was KITT. KITT was a computer controlled car with artificial intelligence. KITT was able to drive itself everywhere and was also able...
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Until recently I had everything pretty clear in my mind. About 5,000 years ago this big guy with a beard farted or something and the next minute the entire universe sprang out of his arse. Then he filled his newly created masterpiece with light and just after that (yes after that, what are you...
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No, I’m not talking about strange looking green men, I’m not talking about a David Bowie song and I’m not talking about a BBC television show about some time travelling cop. I’m talking about human beings getting their asses to Mars. Back in the late 50’s, the 60’s and early 70’s we witnessed some...
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