Coming up to the weekend the highest echelons of the Irish government were geared up to take care of business. David Drumm, the ex-chief asshole of Anglo Irish Bailed-out was left quaking in his boots. What words did Brian Cowen, Mary Harney and the rest of our leaders have to say that shook Drumm...
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Well done Angela Merkel. It’s about bloody time a significant world leader has finally had the balls to come out and say that multiculturalism doesn’t work. Shame on all the male politicians worldwide that it’s taken a woman to say it. Merkel might end up with bigger balls than Thatcher yet. But what the...
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This week saw the dramatic rescue of 33 miners in Chile. Over the last two months a lot of the talk concerned the antics of one of those miners, Yonni Barrios. You see, Yonni is a bit of a ladies man it seems. It turns out that Yonni, a married man, had himself a...
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I’m pretty sick of all this bullshit about Ireland being a smart economy and knowledge economy. They are the most empty soundbites we’ve heard in Ireland over the last 15 years. Every week you hear overpaid useless fat politicians shitting these soundbites out of their toxic mouths. Today I read that two state funding...
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Well after their disastrous attempt to rescue that British hostage in Afghanistan a few days ago I got to thinking about Delta Force. Yeah you’d imagine with a name like that these guys would have a list of high profile successes bigger than Greece’s national debt. Well a quick look at Delta Force’s illustrious...
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If there’s one group of people I love it’s dyslexics. They kick so much fucking ass. They can’t spell for shit, they can’t read for shit, they can’t add two and two but by god some of these guys make most so-called normal people look like the biggest retards of all time. The BBC...
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Watching a programme about Live Aid and the famines still plaguing Sub-Sarahan Africa, I had to wonder about ways to solve this terrible dilemma. Long-term, there are always condoms. But in my search for a more immediate solution to the continent’s woes, I drew inspiration from another group in crisis: The Catholic Church. You...
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No it’s not something out of the Persian wars, it’s not some scantily clad homo erotic Spartans bludgeoning CGI monsters while comparing six packs, it’s motherfucking civil servants squaring off against riot police. Hell yeah a bunch of 300 30 civil servants armed with a collection of catchy slogans invaded the acropolis. Yeah I’m...
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Have you ever heard a man refer to himself as a nice guy? Do you ever hear certain fellas bitch and moan that they can’t get laid and wonder why this is so? Do you hear guys complain that assholes always get the women and they’re left to spend their lives jerking off to...
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Some would argue the green movement has never been healthier. There are record numbers of people interested in the environment. Everyone in the western world has heard the term “climate change” and governments are falling over themselves to be seen tackling it. This and other major environmental issues are obviously having repercussions for millions...
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