Foreign

Kate Middleton’s ass… err, I mean Catherine Middleton’s ass

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November 23, 2010
William and Catherine

So word on the street is some douche called William is about to get hitched to a hot piece of ass called Kate. Man I was so excited when I heard about this! Hell yeah, now I can finally say the following: Question: What’s the best thing in the Royal Family? Answer: Kate Middleton’s ass...
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Bush Defends Torture Of Some Prisoners

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November 9, 2010
george-bush

Yeah, Bush has come out and admitted that he approved the waterboarding of several prisoners including Al Qaeda chief, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (that’s the dude that masterminded September 11th). So here’s an interesting moral question. If there is a case where torture/borderline torture results in saving lives, is it justified? Now for those of...
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Iran: It’s not run by sexist religious fundamentalists after all

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November 3, 2010
stoning

Man I got these guys all wrong. There I was thinking that these fuckers were stuck back in the middle ages stoning some chick – Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani – for committing adultery but man it looks like they’re going to show just how wrong I was. Yeah stoning is out. They’re going to hang...
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Poor Britannia (time to pull out of Afghanistan)

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October 25, 2010
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Thanks to a shower of Muppets led by the likes of Gordon Brown and Tony Blair (who spent more time sucking American cock than looking after their economy) the UK is in a pretty sticky situation. Ok sure, they’re not as bad this economic disaster zone but they’re not exactly sitting pretty. Yeah they’re...
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Let them eat merde

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October 22, 2010
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Those crazy French frogs are still at it. More than a million of them think it’s a good idea to try and bring the country to a standstill by blocking oil refineries and causing general mayhem on the streets. What’s going on in France could also happen in other countries. We’ve seen those hairy...
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Multiculturalism doesn’t work stupid

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October 17, 2010
Angela Merkel

Well done Angela Merkel. It’s about bloody time a significant world leader has finally had the balls to come out and say that multiculturalism doesn’t work. Shame on all the male politicians worldwide that it’s taken a woman to say it. Merkel might end up with bigger balls than Thatcher yet. But what the...
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Yonni Barrios, a living legend

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October 16, 2010
Yonni

This week saw the dramatic rescue of 33 miners in Chile. Over the last two months a lot of the talk concerned the antics of one of those miners, Yonni Barrios. You see, Yonni is a bit of a ladies man it seems. It turns out that Yonni, a married man, had himself a...
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Are Delta Force overrated retards?

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October 15, 2010
elite soldiers

Well after their disastrous attempt to rescue that British hostage in Afghanistan a few days ago I got to thinking about Delta Force.  Yeah you’d imagine with a name like that these guys would have a list of high profile successes bigger than Greece’s national debt. Well a quick look at Delta Force’s illustrious...
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Battle of the Acropolis

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October 14, 2010
Acropolis riots

No it’s not something out of the Persian wars, it’s not some scantily clad homo erotic Spartans bludgeoning CGI monsters while comparing six packs, it’s motherfucking civil servants squaring off against riot police. Hell yeah a bunch of 300 30 civil servants armed with a collection of catchy slogans invaded the acropolis. Yeah I’m...
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Iran and North Korea should have nuclear weapons

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October 8, 2010
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The arrogance and hypocrisy of western countries over nuclear weapons is astounding. They see nothing wrong with themselves having nukes but they’ll be damned if countries they don’t like start building up a nuclear arsenal. The likes of Iran and North Korea have every right to develop nuclear weapons. Who the fuck are America...
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