Environment

Global Warming my Ass

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December 3, 2010
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Man it’s just like last year. Last year the UK met office proclaimed that because of global warming we’d experience one of the warmest winters ever. What happened? We got the coldest winter in 30 years. What did they Met Office say about that? “The difference between our prediction and what actually happened was...
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What To Do About Whaling

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November 26, 2010
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Ever watch Whale Wars? It’s about a bunch of animal rights protestors who chuck stink bombs and the like onto Japanese whaling vessels around Antarctica. The idea is to stop the japs from hunting whales for “scientific purposes”, i.e. hack out the meat and oil for the domestic market. Whether they’re being chopped up...
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Fat Bastards are the Number 1 cause of Global Warming

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November 9, 2010
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Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Fat bastards are real but global warming isn’t. Dear all. My name is Professor Dick McWafflefuck. I have spent the last 34 years of my life cooped up in a smelly college office studying global warming. I am the Dean of the Department of Environmental Oral Effluent...
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Global Warming RIP

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October 20, 2010
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Some of you may not have realised it yet but global warming is dead. That’s right, there hasn’t been global warming for the last 12 years. The warmest year on record was 1998 and since then global temperatures have been stagnant. Now bearing that in mind, why do we still have retards like Al...
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What Is Wrong With The Green Movement

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October 13, 2010
Green Earth Day

Some would argue the green movement has never been healthier. There are record numbers of people interested in the environment. Everyone in the western world has heard the term “climate change” and governments are falling over themselves to be seen tackling it. This and other major environmental issues are obviously having repercussions for millions...
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Bin Laden’s influence already showing in Climate Change propaganda

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October 5, 2010
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Osama Bin Laden has shown his cards and taken over from Al Gore as the face of Climate Change. Things are moving really quickly now. He’s already managed to combine videos of people who disagree with him being blown into teeny tiny pieces with some stirring voice overs and celebrity endorsements. Yup, Bin Laden...
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Osama Bin Laden is a climate change retard

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October 2, 2010
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A new tape of Bin Laden has been released and is doing the rounds all over the net. Now you might be expecting more of the usual anti-US and anti-west sentiment from the bearded gobshite, but this time we were in for quite a shock. There was little in the way of ‘Death to...
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Michael O Leary says global warming is bullshit

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September 10, 2010
Michael O Leary

Michael O’Leary kicks ass. Yup he’s the greatest business man in the country. If you disagree with that statement you’re wrong and I suggest you stop reading now and feck off back to your hippy eco convention. Once there you can complain about how Ryanair screwed you out of €100 for not printing out...
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Saving The World, One Condom At A Time

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September 6, 2010
Loads of Condoms

The biggest environmental issue facing our world. What is it? Global warming and climate change wreaking havoc with the planet’s weather systems? Deforestation, leading to soil erosion and collapsing ecosystems? Water shortages, leading to crop failure and resource wars?...
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UN Climate Change External Report Findings

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August 31, 2010
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An investigation has published its report into the UN climate change body the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC). The IPCC has been exposed in a number of areas. However, the report doesn’t go nearly far enough as I shall show you. The Inter-Academy Council has found a number of issues regarding the IPCC...
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