If there’s one group of people I love it’s dyslexics. They kick so much fucking ass. They can’t spell for shit, they can’t read for shit, they can’t add two and two but by god some of these guys make most so-called normal people look like the biggest retards of all time. The BBC...
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It’s been suggested for quite a while that bonus points should be offered to students who do honours maths in the Leaving Cert. The Irish Universities Association has now announced they will be introducing a bonus system from 2012. This is how it will work: Any student who receives a D3 or higher on...
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So 56,000 kids are today nervously awaiting their Junior Cert results with baited breath, certain their whole future hangs in the balance. Yeah apparently nobody’s told them that your Junior Cert results are about as important as what you ate for breakfast in 1985. Seriously when was the last time somebody asked you what...
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It’s reported today in the news that 40% of Irish adults struggle with basic maths skills. It means that 40% of you probably don’t even know what the fuck this means. Let me explain it to you thicko, for every 10 adults in Ireland, 4 of those struggle with maths. You got it yet?...
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The main “news” story on RTE today is that girls have outperformed boys in the Leaving Cert. Well fuck me, wow. So what’s that, 20 years in a row now? What will tomorrow’s main story be? A priest is exposed as a paedophile? Holy shit, say it ain’t so RTE, say it ain’t so!...
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I was listening to Professor Michael Murphy, President of UCC on the radio today talking about the possible reintroduction of college fees. Murphy believes fees should be reintroduced which is fair enough. Wanting a reintroduction of college fees doesn’t make him an idiot. What makes him an idiot is his response to a question...
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58,000 nervous people are getting their Leaving Certificate results today. My advice is to not give a shit about the results. If you fail miserably then you may be better off in the long run. Those that do well will go on to spend 3 or 4 years in college and then 40 years...
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