For years there has been so much misinformation and bullshit regarding one Mr. Claus. Kiddies all over the world swear by him. Most adults have a more cynical attitude towards him and many believe he doesn’t even exist. I took it upon myself to get to the bottom of the story. For the last...
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There are many industries out there that make money from retards, self help, religion, homeopathy, get rich quick schemes, internet marketing and so on. Another industry that proves that fools and money are quickly parted is the diet industry. If there’s one thing worse than a retard, it’s a fat retard. For years, companies...
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There’s been a lot of fuss this week over the wall of silence RTE have put up regarding the fact that Gerry Ryan was a coke snorting, hypocritical, overpaid, parasitic scumbag. Some of you may recall the Joe Duffy crusade to have head shops banned earlier this year. Despite the sheer stupidity and retardedness...
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Joe Duffy is officially the biggest fucking muppet in Ireland. No wait, some guy called Anthony is the biggest muppet in Ireland. Anthony is one of those idiot dry bastards with no sense of humour. And when Anthony sees something that offends him he gets mad. And when Anthony sees something about his beloved...
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Love him or loathe him you gotta admit one thing about Julian Assange and all this Wikileaks business: The guy has balls the size of Outer Mongolia. Like so many others out there I feel compelled to add my voice to that of Wikileaks. For that very reason and at great risk to my...
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I don’t know about you but when I first saw those students protesting in London I thought they were the biggest assholes ever. A bunch of young idealistic fuckwits who expect taxpayers to pay for their education. I was thinking to myself that the cops should give those bastards a good ole beating. Sure...
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Recently while enjoying yet another bout of Shakespearian magnificence I wrote a masterful article about how hard Che Guevara kicked ass. By Jesus I got hundreds of emails from geniuses commending my observational powers. Emails such as: “Dear asshole, You suck and I hope you die. Che wasn’t violent at all, he wanted peaceful...
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Mobile phones. Love them or hate them, there’s no getting away from them. They’re dead handy when you need to get in touch with someone quickly, but they do have some serious drawbacks. I’m not just talking about narcissistic iPhone retards or obsessive Twitter addicts (though they certainly contribute). Hence, I present the top...
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Man it’s just like last year. Last year the UK met office proclaimed that because of global warming we’d experience one of the warmest winters ever. What happened? We got the coldest winter in 30 years. What did they Met Office say about that? “The difference between our prediction and what actually happened was...
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Well it turns out that men kick so much ass that the IMF has decided that they need to tax our penises. Seriously the penis tax is cuming, and the bigger your dick the more tax you gotta pay. Well we had a glance round the office, and it looks like the lads at...
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