Man I got these guys all wrong. There I was thinking that these fuckers were stuck back in the middle ages stoning some chick – Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani – for committing adultery but man it looks like they’re going to show just how wrong I was. Yeah stoning is out. They’re going to hang...
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Watching a programme about Live Aid and the famines still plaguing Sub-Sarahan Africa, I had to wonder about ways to solve this terrible dilemma. Long-term, there are always condoms. But in my search for a more immediate solution to the continent’s woes, I drew inspiration from another group in crisis: The Catholic Church. You...
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As the number of people turning their backs on religion increases, the raping paedophiles of the Catholic Church have come up with a genius idea. The genius idea is to change Canon Law and remove any formal defection from their fruity little organisation. What this means is that anyone baptised into the Church will...
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Well I was thinking about arguments that could prove god exists and was drawing a blank until all of a sudden I struck inspiration. Inspiration that took the shape of Jessica Alba’s perfectly formed arse. Yes if anything has a chance of proving there’s a god out there it’s got to be a fine pair of female buttocks. Hell yeah Intelligent...
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I guess I’m a bit behind the news on this one but apparently the Frogs have decided to ban the Burka. Now let’s get one thing straight here, I hate the fucking Burka, whenever I see someone wearing the thing I think ‘dang I wonder if she’s hot?’ Such a fucking waste … then...
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If you haven’t seen Part I then check it out. So where were we? Ah yes, the two most famous virgins in the world are about to give each other plenty. Let’s get straight into the action then… Ah yes, that’s my Benny. He fucked Susan like an old pro and then fobbed her...
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So Pope Benedict XVI is commencing his tour of the UK today. Unfortunately he’ll have to do so without his right hand man. Yup that right, this guy Cardinal Kasper (seriously that’s his name) was supposed to be Pope Benedict XVI’s main man in his tour of the UK however that was until Kasper learned...
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When people think of the dark side of religion, the first things that come to mind are usually Islamic terrorists or paedophile priests. Some people regard western “Crusaders” as the big threat. When someone is invoking the name of their god when they’re screwing you over, you’re not going to be too fond of...
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Father Neil Horan was on Liveline today with Joe Duffy giving details of his latest act of lunacy. Neil made headlines a number of years ago with two acts of madness and stupidity. In 2003, he walked onto the track at the 2003 British Grand Prix. A year later at the 2004 Olympic Games...
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So basically this guy Terry Jones wants to stir up shit and get a bit of publicity by conducting a good old fashioned book burning. Well he’s got both now. He stated his reasons as the following: ”How much do we back down? How many times do we back down? Instead of us backing...
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