Love him or loathe him you gotta admit one thing about Julian Assange and all this Wikileaks business: The guy has balls the size of Outer Mongolia. Like so many others out there I feel compelled to add my voice to that of Wikileaks. For that very reason and at great risk to my...
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Recently while enjoying yet another bout of Shakespearian magnificence I wrote a masterful article about how hard Che Guevara kicked ass. By Jesus I got hundreds of emails from geniuses commending my observational powers. Emails such as: “Dear asshole, You suck and I hope you die. Che wasn’t violent at all, he wanted peaceful...
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Last week I wrote about the shocking Wikileaks cable that revealed the fact that Barack Obama is white. Since I published that article I received thousands of emails from people complaining. If you are a retarded politically correct thug you’re probably assuming people said the Wikileaks cable was racist. Well, you’re wrong. What they...
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We’ve had revelations about strained relations between China and North Korea, we’ve heard that Saudi Arabia wants America to bomb the shit out of Iran, we’ve even heard the shocking truth that Colonel Gaddafi has a busty blonde Ukrainian nurse. But nothing could prepare us for the most shocking revelation of all, Barack Obama...
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Well it turns out that men kick so much ass that the IMF has decided that they need to tax our penises. Seriously the penis tax is cuming, and the bigger your dick the more tax you gotta pay. Well we had a glance round the office, and it looks like the lads at...
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Man I’m well fed up with these bastards. They’re nothing but a shower of self serving gobshites and it’s about time the people of this country stood up and did something about them (blah blah blah – insert some more of the usual rhetoric here). Do all you fuckers walking the streets carrying placards think that by doing...
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Well it looks like Fintan O’Toole is the latest two-bit Irish media hack who thinks he has the solution for all of Ireland’s problems. Fintan has drawn up a petition for people to sign. Fuck knows what he hopes to achieve other than the bit of attention he’ll get. Most of his ideas are...
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Oh shit! Where the fuck did this come from??? According to Wikileaks US President Barack Obama believes that our glorious leader Brian Cowen may in fact be a drunken retard! Forget about all this shite about Iran’s nuclear missiles and Saudi Arabian princes funding terrorism. According to the whistle blower website the biggest threat...
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Well, well. It looks like the left wing idiots of Ireland are joining forces to form a new political party. The United Left Alliance is comprised of the Socialist Party, the People Before Profit Alliance and the Workers and Unemployed Action Group. Make no mistake, there are plenty of left wing retards in Ireland....
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Well we’ve been thinking about how to sort this country out for a while and short of - Banning the useless bastards in Fianna Fail from ever standing for office again. Providing the limp dicked twats in Fine Gael with cheap Viagra Handing the country back to the queen and apologising for the mess...
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