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The real reason Joe Duffy wanted to ban head shops

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December 17, 2010
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There’s been a lot of fuss this week over the wall of silence RTE have put up regarding the fact that Gerry Ryan was a coke snorting, hypocritical, overpaid, parasitic scumbag. Some of you may recall the Joe Duffy crusade to have head shops banned earlier this year. Despite the sheer stupidity and retardedness...
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The Rubberbandits, Joe Duffy and Willie O’Dea on Liveline

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December 15, 2010
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Joe Duffy is officially the biggest fucking muppet in Ireland. No wait, some guy called Anthony is the biggest muppet in Ireland. Anthony is one of those idiot dry bastards with no sense of humour. And when Anthony sees something that offends him he gets mad. And when Anthony sees something about his beloved...
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Did the London Metropolitan Police go too far with Jody McIntyre or is Jody McIntyre a manipulative left wing asshole?

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December 14, 2010
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I don’t know about you but when I first saw those students protesting in London I thought they were the biggest assholes ever. A bunch of young idealistic fuckwits who expect taxpayers to pay for their education. I was thinking to myself that the cops should give those bastards a good ole beating. Sure...
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Sepp Blatter slags off a few arse bandits

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December 14, 2010
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That Swiss fucker is at it again. The guy is basically the Alpine version of Silvio Berlusconi. He’s an old man who says whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit. Sepp Blatter has a long history of offending people. One time he said that women soccer players should wear tighter shorts to make...
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Think how much pussy you’re gonna get

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December 13, 2010
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Well that’s it for another year. The X-Factor is over and one lucky person gets a lucrative record deal. That lucky person is Matt Cardle. Now getting a record deal is great but Matt was reminded of a major side benefit to his victory just after winning. One of those cheeky little fuckers from...
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Gerry Ryan and cocaine. TV licence fee is money well spent

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December 10, 2010
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For all the naysayers out there saying the TV licence fee is a disgrace, shame on you. Today we found out Gerry Ryan was a coke head and spent a large chunk your licence fee payments up his nose. Good man Gerry. For years I have been opposed to the licence fee. I saw...
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Submissions

December 10, 2010
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. Dearly Beloved Readers… According to statistics, there is a 98% chance you are a retard. Looking at the positive side of it, it means there is a 2% chance you are not a retard. If you are one of the 2% then read on. We at RuleHibernia believe in free speech but with...
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Irish paedophile priests and Gary Glitter in Christmas No. 1 bid

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December 9, 2010
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Following last year’s success of the Rage Against the Machine campaign against the X-Factor, Irish paedophile priests and Gary Glitter have teamed up to see if they can pull off this year’s Christmas Number 1. Poor old Joe McElderry was left crying his eyes out last year when he became the first X-Factor winner...
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I will prove once and for all that Barack Obama is a white man

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December 8, 2010
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Last week I wrote about the shocking Wikileaks cable that revealed the fact that Barack Obama is white. Since I published that article I received thousands of emails from people complaining. If you are a retarded politically correct thug you’re probably assuming people said the Wikileaks cable was racist. Well, you’re wrong. What they...
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Samuel Koch is well named

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December 7, 2010
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A couple of days ago Samuel Koch was just a regular German that no one had ever heard of. Right now he’s more famous than Angela Merkel. So who the fuck is this guy and why is he famous? Well, there’s retards, and then there’s Kochs.  Samuel Koch was a contestant in a German...
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