Traditionally, the British have had a bad reputation in Ireland. The centuries of occupation, the suppression of Irish culture and the callous treatment of the ordinary people during the plantations and the Famine. So plenty of cause to hate the Brits. Right? Wrong. The Brits did us a pile of good. Any racist wankers...
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This fat bastard was big news a few years back. Yeah he released a bunch of shitty books and films like ‘Stupid White Men’ and ‘Sicko’, and went around trying to bully old men dying of cancer in shit like ‘Bowling for Columbine’. In that one, Moore tricked Charlton Heston into giving him an...
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Some of you may not have realised it yet but global warming is dead. That’s right, there hasn’t been global warming for the last 12 years. The warmest year on record was 1998 and since then global temperatures have been stagnant. Now bearing that in mind, why do we still have retards like Al...
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Alex Ferguson is easily the longest serving club manager in the Premier League. He’s been at Manchester United since 1986. It took him a good few years to get the team to the top but once he did he made damn sure they were there to stay. I’m sure many will debate the reason...
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Sweet fucking Jesus Christ almighty, I think we may have found the internet’s most retarded site, and no I’m not talking about the one set up by this guy … Yeah it’s a site called Ihateryanair and I’m guessing it was set up by some fucker who forgot to print out his boarding pass....
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I met a guy from England one time who was telling me about his trip to Thailand. To protect his identity I’ll use a false name, er… let’s call him Gary Glitter. He met up with this young Thai chick and spent two weeks banging the living shit out of her. So how many...
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A pal of mine, Brian, came over for a few pints the other night and as he was waiting for me to answer the door, my dog (Bertie) just starts sniffing his ass. Now Brian does the usual thing of just sort of shooing him away but Bertie comes straight back and proceeds to...
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This week saw the dramatic rescue of 33 miners in Chile. Over the last two months a lot of the talk concerned the antics of one of those miners, Yonni Barrios. You see, Yonni is a bit of a ladies man it seems. It turns out that Yonni, a married man, had himself a...
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Well after their disastrous attempt to rescue that British hostage in Afghanistan a few days ago I got to thinking about Delta Force. Yeah you’d imagine with a name like that these guys would have a list of high profile successes bigger than Greece’s national debt. Well a quick look at Delta Force’s illustrious...
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If there’s one group of people I love it’s dyslexics. They kick so much fucking ass. They can’t spell for shit, they can’t read for shit, they can’t add two and two but by god some of these guys make most so-called normal people look like the biggest retards of all time. The BBC...
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