For years there has been so much misinformation and bullshit regarding one Mr. Claus. Kiddies all over the world swear by him. Most adults have a more cynical attitude towards him and many believe he doesn’t even exist. I took it upon myself to get to the bottom of the story. For the last...
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Back in 1914 a mother fucker of a fight kicked off thanks to some dude you never heard of, operating for an organisation nobody remembers, killing a guy who’s greatest achievement had been boffing a chick his peers disapproved of. Yup Gavrillo Princip and a bunch of muppets called the Black Hand really stirred things up. It all...
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There are many industries out there that make money from retards, self help, religion, homeopathy, get rich quick schemes, internet marketing and so on. Another industry that proves that fools and money are quickly parted is the diet industry. If there’s one thing worse than a retard, it’s a fat retard. For years, companies...
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Love him or loathe him you gotta admit one thing about Julian Assange and all this Wikileaks business: The guy has balls the size of Outer Mongolia. Like so many others out there I feel compelled to add my voice to that of Wikileaks. For that very reason and at great risk to my...
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Oh Alyson you had me from: “This one time … at band camp … I stuck a flute up my pussy.” Yup there’s no doubt about it, Alyson Hannigan works my dick way better than Buffy. Now don’t get me wrong, old Buffy is welcome come over on over to Chez Biggus any day....
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I got a hard on for Emma Watson. And I reckon the time has come when you can declare that you pump your rod over this chick without sounding too much like a Catholic priest. I’ve been spanking the monkey over her ass for a while now but when I told the mistress she was a bit...
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Recently while enjoying yet another bout of Shakespearian magnificence I wrote a masterful article about how hard Che Guevara kicked ass. By Jesus I got hundreds of emails from geniuses commending my observational powers. Emails such as: “Dear asshole, You suck and I hope you die. Che wasn’t violent at all, he wanted peaceful...
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Yup, after a long hard day of physically demanding Onanism I enjoy few things more than sitting back and perving over a bit of tennis. And no I’m not talking about Nadal and Federer beating each other off. I’d rather perv over Sumo wrestling than men’s tennis – at least Wakanohana has tits. I was checking...
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Man, if the shitty bunch of primates that calls itself the human race has one redeeming feature, it’s Kylie Minogue’s ass. I don’t know about ye but good auld Biggus jacks off at least three times a day to this thing. Yeah I wake up about 7, get out the wang around 9 … ...
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Mobile phones. Love them or hate them, there’s no getting away from them. They’re dead handy when you need to get in touch with someone quickly, but they do have some serious drawbacks. I’m not just talking about narcissistic iPhone retards or obsessive Twitter addicts (though they certainly contribute). Hence, I present the top...
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