Business

150 jobs for Monaghan and a minister inevitably shows up

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August 16, 2010
mushrooms

Nice to hear some positive news on the jobs front. 150 jobs have been announced by Monaghan Mushrooms Limited as they open up a new mushroom growing plant. Hopefully the vast majority of these new jobs will go to Irish people. I say that because Irish people are pretty much guaranteed welfare payments indefinitely...
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Shocking News: Fás Can’t Spend Money

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August 12, 2010
What Fás Spent The Last Few Months Doing

There is consternation in Limerick City and not about knife crime. When Dell pulled out of Limerick and zipped up its pants, the EU called shenanigans and set up a fund to help out the now ex-Dell workers. €22 million of EU money for the taking? Sure why not? And who better to spend...
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The Anglo Irish Scrappage Scheme

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August 11, 2010
Where Anglo Irish Belongs

Anglo Irish Bank is getting another €10 billion. Everyone’s heard this surely? It reminds me of a little term called “escalation of commitment”...
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Aer Lingus staff don’t live in the real world

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August 11, 2010
Aer Lingus staff

The overpaid underworked staff of Aer Lingus are voting today on whether or not they should take industrial action. What the fuck are these whining assholes on about this time I hear you ask, well let’s see. It turns out that the cabin crew don’t want to increase their working hours up to 850...
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Aer Lingus are having a laugh

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August 9, 2010
aerlingusotoole

Have you seen the new Aer Lingus ad on tv? I say new, but the ad they are currently subjecting us to is 3 years old. That’s the first of a few laughs with this ad. You’d think that maybe they’d spend a few bob making a new ad especially considering how outdated and...
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Rich people are more generous than poor people

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August 6, 2010
Buffet and Gates

That’s right, forget about this notion that the rich and greedy and selfish, it’s bullshit. Rich people are way more generous. Bill Gates and Warren Buffet have set up an initiative where themselves and other American billionaires pledge to donate at least half their money to charity. Buffet is going to give 99% of...
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Ryanair screw stupid people

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August 4, 2010
His massive cock is plane to see

Ryanair is the greatest Irish company bar none. O’Leary is the best Irish businessman alive today and possibly the best Irish businessman that has ever lived. The guy is an asshole, no doubt about it, but he has balls aplenty and knows how to use them. Ryanair have a genius business model. Charge pittance...
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