Note: This article has been updated from the original. Individual names have been replaced and so have their corresponding images. Seemingly, it’s ok to say whatever the fuck you want about celebrities but say something about an office worker and all hell breaks loose. Before we begin, I have to state that we at...
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Michael O’Leary and Ryanair are wielding the axe and they are cutting flights and jobs in Germany. So why are they cutting flights? Well they say it’s because of a new tourist tax the German Government have introduced. It’s now going to cost everyone €8 for the privilege of setting foot on German soil....
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Sweet fucking Jesus Christ almighty, I think we may have found the internet’s most retarded site, and no I’m not talking about the one set up by this guy … Yeah it’s a site called Ihateryanair and I’m guessing it was set up by some fucker who forgot to print out his boarding pass....
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I remember the X Prize competition that was run a few years back. The basic idea was to encourage private industry to develop a vehicle that could reach low earth orbit, return safely to earth and then be launched again very quickly and cheaply. Well the competition was won by a guy called Burt...
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Oh things have really gone downhill for poor auld Sean Fitzpatrick. Seanie used to be the multimillionaire chairman of Anglo Irish bank where his excellent managerial skills and business acumen really shone through. Yeah well it seems Sean is about as good at managing his own funds as he is at running a bank....
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It’s the news that every impotent cuckold in the UK has been waiting for. From next week Tesco’s are going to start selling Viagra over the counter at half the price of other shops and without the need for a prescription. So don’t be surprised if those limped dicked bastards in Fine Gael start making...
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Aer Lingus CEO Christoph Mueller is apparently in talks with numerous parties over a possible buyout of the airline. There is no official confirmation yet but the rumour mill will no doubt start turning. Seemingly the Irish Government are willing to sell their 25% stake if a suitable buyer makes an offer. Ah yes,...
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The 5 finalists have been announced for the Your Country Your Call competition. As some of you know I’ve already done a review of the 21 semi-finalists. The 5 chosen from these are: Creation of a “Superbrand” to market Irish Tourism & Food An opportunity for Ireland to become a Global Media Hub Establishing...
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The official name of the department is the Department of Enterprise, Trade and Innovation. Brian Cowen in his wisdom decided it was a good idea to remove the word employment. Could it be because this department doesn’t know the first thing about employment and to have it in the title would be a really...
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The sky is falling. The end is nigh. We’re all up shit creek with no paddle in sight. Why are things so grim? The Irish public house, traditionally the hub of social activity in this country, is dying on its arse.
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