The British tabloid media must think that Christmas has come early with this one. It turns out that Katie Waissel from the X-Factor has a grandmother that receives money for sex. Some people might be shocked by this so-called revelation, I’m not. And not only that, I would actively encourage this type of thing....
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Well we’ve been thinking about how to sort this country out for a while and short of - Banning the useless bastards in Fianna Fail from ever standing for office again. Providing the limp dicked twats in Fine Gael with cheap Viagra Handing the country back to the queen and apologising for the mess...
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It’s been the Fatherland’s plan all along, the military approach didn’t work so now they’re setting about stealthily taking over all of Europe. Ireland and Greece have already fallen under the sway of the axis, Portugal is soon to be annexed and then the Blitzkrieg of Italy and Spain will be launched. Soon only...
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I don’t know about you but I love hearing about people who do well in life and achieve financial success. The latest person I have come across is a dude called Donal Kinsella. So how did Donal Kinsella go from an average Joe to a multi-millionaire? Well, This is how…. Donal comes from a...
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Note: This article has been updated from the original. Individual names have been replaced and so have their corresponding images. Seemingly, it’s ok to say whatever the fuck you want about celebrities but say something about an office worker and all hell breaks loose. Before we begin, I have to state that we at...
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Alfred Banker was a simple man with a simple plan. He wanted ever so badly to get arrested by the guards. Being a bit of a masochist, our Banker, he got off on the idea of being cornholed by violent sociopaths in Mountjoy. But how to do it? Well, A. Banker worked for Anglo...
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Capitalism has been getting a bad rap lately. Recession this, banking crisis that. To listen to some people talk, the end of free market economics is nigh. The various tiny socialist parties in Ireland are sticking up a bunch of posters with Marx’s beardy mug all over them, advertising speakers who’ll waffle on about...
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Michael O’Leary and Ryanair are wielding the axe and they are cutting flights and jobs in Germany. So why are they cutting flights? Well they say it’s because of a new tourist tax the German Government have introduced. It’s now going to cost everyone €8 for the privilege of setting foot on German soil....
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Sweet fucking Jesus Christ almighty, I think we may have found the internet’s most retarded site, and no I’m not talking about the one set up by this guy … Yeah it’s a site called Ihateryanair and I’m guessing it was set up by some fucker who forgot to print out his boarding pass....
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Coming up to the weekend the highest echelons of the Irish government were geared up to take care of business. David Drumm, the ex-chief asshole of Anglo Irish Bailed-out was left quaking in his boots. What words did Brian Cowen, Mary Harney and the rest of our leaders have to say that shook Drumm...
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