Mobile phones. Love them or hate them, there’s no getting away from them. They’re dead handy when you need to get in touch with someone quickly, but they do have some serious drawbacks. I’m not just talking about narcissistic iPhone retards or obsessive Twitter addicts (though they certainly contribute). Hence, I present the top...
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Thousands of years ago life was a bore for everyone. Problems didn’t exist. Solutions didn’t exist. Excitement didn’t exist. People just ate nuts and berries and hunted the odd animal or two. There were no crazy nights out, no mindless brawls, no trying it on with your neighbour’s sexy missus, nothing! Then one time,...
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In the long decades of popular globalised music, many artists have shocked and offended. The bar has been raised and raised so it takes a bit more than lyrics about snorting coke and shagging groupies to jar our jaded tastes. But a few bands are still capable of giving serious offense and I have...
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Murder. Everybody has considered it at some point. But what is it that stops us? Some moral code? The 6th Commandment? An innate sense that murder is wrong? Nope. The only thing that stops our streets turning into a post-apocalyptic style Auschwitz is the unwritten 11th Commandment: Luckily, today’s society provides lots of ways...
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Toss yourself a coin. Heads for men, tails for women. What did you get, tails? Oh, bad luck, you’re a woman. Sorry to hear that. Life is pretty sucky sometimes isn’t it? It would be great if everyone in the world could be a man but unfortunately that’s not how life works. A world...
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Ah yes, good ole racism. It’s one of the most controversial subjects on the planet. Most people like to bury their heads in the sand and pretend it doesn’t exist. Others try desperately to suppress their natural racist tendencies and pretend they are disgusted by racism. A small number express their racism openly. This...
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The season of Halloween is finally upon us (even if some started “celebrating” early). It’s a bit late in the day to go shopping for Halloween costumes, but here’s a few ideas anyway for the late shopper and those who fancy making one up. Without further ado, the top five Halloween costumes this year!...
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How many times do you see some right ugly bastard with a hot woman on his arm? Well the answer is probably not very often. For most ugly bastards, they either die virgins or end up with some fat ugly monster for a wife. But like most things, there are exceptions to the rule....
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Mata Hari Well I think for her fame alone “The Eye of Dawn” must be on pretty much any sneaky spies list. Yeah she was like spying for one crowd while actually spying for the other crowd, who didn’t realise she was pretending to spy for the other crowd and thought she was spying...
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Well I was thinking about arguments that could prove god exists and was drawing a blank until all of a sudden I struck inspiration. Inspiration that took the shape of Jessica Alba’s perfectly formed arse. Yes if anything has a chance of proving there’s a god out there it’s got to be a fine pair of female buttocks. Hell yeah Intelligent...
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