Following last year’s success of the Rage Against the Machine campaign against the X-Factor, Irish paedophile priests and Gary Glitter have teamed up to see if they can pull off this year’s Christmas Number 1. Poor old Joe McElderry was left crying his eyes out last year when he became the first X-Factor winner...
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Man, if the shitty bunch of primates that calls itself the human race has one redeeming feature, it’s Kylie Minogue’s ass. I don’t know about ye but good auld Biggus jacks off at least three times a day to this thing. Yeah I wake up about 7, get out the wang around 9 … ...
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Some of you may be too young to remember the days when the words Gary Glitter and paedophile were never uttered in the same sentence. Back in those days the world was a lot more sweet and innocent, paedophilia didn’t even exist in the Catholic Church. In the 70’s Paul Francis Gadd, a.k.a.Gary Glitter,...
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In the long decades of popular globalised music, many artists have shocked and offended. The bar has been raised and raised so it takes a bit more than lyrics about snorting coke and shagging groupies to jar our jaded tastes. But a few bands are still capable of giving serious offense and I have...
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Wow, some people take life way too seriously. Cheryl Cole decided to drop some chick called Gamu Nhengu from the X-Factor and some people can’t handle it. Some twat wrote to Cheryl saying he would kill her. He also said he’d kill anyone called Cheryl if he couldn’t track her down. The Facebook retards...
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ACC bank were in court yesterday and were granted permission to serve proceedings against Jim Corr and some guy called Liam Marks. They owe €1.3 million to the bank and they don’t seem to be coughing up. The two lads obtained the money to buy up 91 acres of land in Kilkenny. Jim of...
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If you haven’t seen Part I then check it out. So where were we? Ah yes, the two most famous virgins in the world are about to give each other plenty. Let’s get straight into the action then… Ah yes, that’s my Benny. He fucked Susan like an old pro and then fobbed her...
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It’s been revealed that some bodyguard called Fernando Flores is suing Britney Spears for making sexual advances towards him. It’s one of those celebrity stories where making up bullshit is unnecessary. Sometimes the truth is way crazier than any fiction. Now it could be that Flores is a completely deluded fantasist and the whole...
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Axl Rose has a penchant for arriving late and leaving early and he lived up to that in style last night. He arrived late, and fucked off early. BUT and this is a big but, this time, the blame doesn’t lie with him. It lies with the scumbags that were trying to hit him...
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I heard in the news yesterday that Pope Benedict XVI is to visit Glasgow. I heard from an unnamed source he is going there to buy up a huge stock of heroin but I can’t confirm this. However, it was confirmed that Susan Boyle is to perform for him. Perform what? I hear you...
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