Oh Alyson you had me from: “This one time … at band camp … I stuck a flute up my pussy.” Yup there’s no doubt about it, Alyson Hannigan works my dick way better than Buffy. Now don’t get me wrong, old Buffy is welcome come over on over to Chez Biggus any day....
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I got a hard on for Emma Watson. And I reckon the time has come when you can declare that you pump your rod over this chick without sounding too much like a Catholic priest. I’ve been spanking the monkey over her ass for a while now but when I told the mistress she was a bit...
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A shitty film is a shitty film. I don’t give a crap if it’s in super high definition or if the shit comes jumping right out of the screen and bitch slaps you in the face. Man I saw the shittiest film ever there a while back. Fuck, this thing made Titanic look like...
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Why is there such a big stigma over sex and nudity in films and TV shows? I mean what the fuck is wrong with a society that thinks blowing the head off someone is grand but a little bit of tit is horrific and mustn’t be allowed at all costs. Who the fuck are...
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Jenna Jameson is a name everyone has heard of. Jenna is easily the most recognisable name in the world of pornography. Since 1993 she has been spreading her legs and doing her thing for the pleasure of millions of men who are either single, or who have boring prudish partners. Now I remember watching...
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5 Titanic So I must have been in my mid teens when this pile of shit came out and like every other dumbass in the country I headed off to the cinema to watch it. Well about an hour or so of excruciating boredom later I awoke from my slumber to find Kate Winslet’s...
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10. Seven This is one fucked up film, but feck it these lists have got to start somewhere. Stars Morgan Freeman, Brad Pitt, Kevin Spacey and some hot chick who gets her head chopped off. You got this biblically obsessed serial killer who goes around killing people in ironic and disturbing ways. Each victim...
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