Well that’s it for another year. The X-Factor is over and one lucky person gets a lucrative record deal. That lucky person is Matt Cardle. Now getting a record deal is great but Matt was reminded of a major side benefit to his victory just after winning. One of those cheeky little fuckers from...
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Oh Alyson you had me from: “This one time … at band camp … I stuck a flute up my pussy.” Yup there’s no doubt about it, Alyson Hannigan works my dick way better than Buffy. Now don’t get me wrong, old Buffy is welcome come over on over to Chez Biggus any day....
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I got a hard on for Emma Watson. And I reckon the time has come when you can declare that you pump your rod over this chick without sounding too much like a Catholic priest. I’ve been spanking the monkey over her ass for a while now but when I told the mistress she was a bit...
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For all the naysayers out there saying the TV licence fee is a disgrace, shame on you. Today we found out Gerry Ryan was a coke head and spent a large chunk your licence fee payments up his nose. Good man Gerry. For years I have been opposed to the licence fee. I saw...
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Following last year’s success of the Rage Against the Machine campaign against the X-Factor, Irish paedophile priests and Gary Glitter have teamed up to see if they can pull off this year’s Christmas Number 1. Poor old Joe McElderry was left crying his eyes out last year when he became the first X-Factor winner...
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A couple of days ago Samuel Koch was just a regular German that no one had ever heard of. Right now he’s more famous than Angela Merkel. So who the fuck is this guy and why is he famous? Well, there’s retards, and then there’s Kochs. Samuel Koch was a contestant in a German...
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Man, if the shitty bunch of primates that calls itself the human race has one redeeming feature, it’s Kylie Minogue’s ass. I don’t know about ye but good auld Biggus jacks off at least three times a day to this thing. Yeah I wake up about 7, get out the wang around 9 … ...
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If you ever want to see an example of corruption and the rape of retards who waste their money voting for contestants on TV shows then last night was the perfect example. Poor old Mary Byrne from Dublin was up against Cher Lloyd in the sing off. But should there have been a sing...
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Mobile phones. Love them or hate them, there’s no getting away from them. They’re dead handy when you need to get in touch with someone quickly, but they do have some serious drawbacks. I’m not just talking about narcissistic iPhone retards or obsessive Twitter addicts (though they certainly contribute). Hence, I present the top...
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Some of you may be too young to remember the days when the words Gary Glitter and paedophile were never uttered in the same sentence. Back in those days the world was a lot more sweet and innocent, paedophilia didn’t even exist in the Catholic Church. In the 70’s Paul Francis Gadd, a.k.a.Gary Glitter,...
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