Best of Rule Hibernia

Concert suicides are like buses

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August 23, 2010
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Just when you thought a concert suicide wouldn’t come, two come along at once over the weekend. One took place in Saratoga, California and the other took place in Hasselt, Belgium. Now when I heard there was a suicide at a Glen Hansard concert I was as surprised as I was when I heard...
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Brian Cowen Kicks Ass

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August 22, 2010
cowen homeless

Yup its official Brian Cowen kicks ass, he kicks ass almost as hard as Newsweek. You’ve all heard about it, Brian is the 5th greatest world leader … thats like WORLD leader mind you, not just European leader or Western leader, nope WORLD fucking leader. Damn this man clearly deserves a pay rise. I...
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Atlantis – It’s in Meath

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August 19, 2010
volcanicLightning

Alright this article is a little longer than my normal ones so if you’re a dumbfuck with the attention span of a two year old save yourself the effort and go piss about on Boards.ie The minute you mention Atlantis you’re always going to get wack jobs and Jim Corr wanna be’s claiming ‘Atlantis...
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The Special Relationship

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August 13, 2010
The Special Relationship

Why the fuck do these dumbass British politicians keep going on about the special relationship? The BP affair showed exactly how special the relationship is. When it suits the yanks to have some thicko lapdog country jump up in the Security Council and vote in favour of their latest war it’s all … At...
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The Bible 101: Knackers and Brats

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August 11, 2010
Elisha

Lesson No. 2 How to deal with Knackers . If you’re a Christian feel free to read this to your kids at bedtime. Once upon a time there was a happy go lucky type of guy who went by the name Elisha. Unfortunately for Elisha he suffered from a really severe case of male...
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Oops Eamon Ryan has done it again

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August 9, 2010
eamon-ryan

Eamon Ryan, the Minister for Communications and Energy has once again proven himself to be a complete and utter retard. His latest idiotic idea is to impose a 5% levy on electricity. Every household in Ireland and every business now face a hike in costs at a time when the country is still on...
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Brian Cowen Can’t Get It Up

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August 9, 2010
Brian no 1 final

When Bertie was in charge our GDP was always on the up. Bertie was a major badass. He managed to get it to go up almost every day. Unfortunately for the general populace once Bertie realised he could get it up so easily he got a little carried away and ended up screwing pretty...
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Carbon Tax is Bullshit

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August 9, 2010
eamon ryan

Carbon Tax achieves precisely dick all reduction in fossil fuel emissions. What it does achieve is a slight increase in the cost of living for every single person in the country. That’s right, the assholes in the Green Party have done it again! The whole argument behind Carbon Tax is bullshit. People will still...
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Ryanair screw stupid people

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August 4, 2010
His massive cock is plane to see

Ryanair is the greatest Irish company bar none. O’Leary is the best Irish businessman alive today and possibly the best Irish businessman that has ever lived. The guy is an asshole, no doubt about it, but he has balls aplenty and knows how to use them. Ryanair have a genius business model. Charge pittance...
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Are Agnostics Retards?

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August 2, 2010
Agnostics like to sit on the fence

Everyone’s always going on about how people who believe in god are retards and what not. Well fair play to them but what about these other fuckers who can’t decide one way or another? The agnostic argument in a nutshell: “There may or may not be a god I’m not sure, but if there were...
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