Well we’ve been thinking about how to sort this country out for a while and short of - Banning the useless bastards in Fianna Fail from ever standing for office again. Providing the limp dicked twats in Fine Gael with cheap Viagra Handing the country back to the queen and apologising for the mess...
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It’s been the Fatherland’s plan all along, the military approach didn’t work so now they’re setting about stealthily taking over all of Europe. Ireland and Greece have already fallen under the sway of the axis, Portugal is soon to be annexed and then the Blitzkrieg of Italy and Spain will be launched. Soon only...
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Ah yes, good ole racism. It’s one of the most controversial subjects on the planet. Most people like to bury their heads in the sand and pretend it doesn’t exist. Others try desperately to suppress their natural racist tendencies and pretend they are disgusted by racism. A small number express their racism openly. This...
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Yup, take a look at any student/socialist protest and I can guarantee you’ll see a bunch of retards wearing this t-shirt: Yup, right at the top of the list of retarded things socialists believe is the myth that Che Guevara was a Christ-like anti-imperialist superhero. Man these guys spend more time with Che’s cock in their...
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Sweet fucking Jesus Christ almighty, I think we may have found the internet’s most retarded site, and no I’m not talking about the one set up by this guy … Yeah it’s a site called Ihateryanair and I’m guessing it was set up by some fucker who forgot to print out his boarding pass....
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Watching a programme about Live Aid and the famines still plaguing Sub-Sarahan Africa, I had to wonder about ways to solve this terrible dilemma. Long-term, there are always condoms. But in my search for a more immediate solution to the continent’s woes, I drew inspiration from another group in crisis: The Catholic Church. You...
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Yeah the figure for Anglo has gone up once again. For the last few months we were hearing figures of about 20-25 billion. Today the figure has gone up to 30 and will probably rise to 34. In early 2008 we were told the figure would be about 4 billion. I remember at the...
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Our glorious leader Brian Cowen has pulled off one of the greatest ever achievements of all time by any human being by announcing a wonderful strategy that will create 300,000 jobs. Say that again? Yup, Brian Cowen is going to create 300,000 jobs. Now I know what you’re thinking, isn’t this the same Brian...
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What is it with you people? Nobody gives a shit what type of phone you have. I was talking to this douchbag the other day, he was going on about Brian Cowen’s latest escapades or some shite. When all of a sudden he starts asking me what type of phone I have. So I ...
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I can see it’s about time to educate you fuckers. Now I’ve been hearing a lot lately about ginger mingers and all that. Fuck knows how many feckers I’ve heard going on about ginger this and minger that. Yup slagging the ‘pale skinned freckly bastards’ seems all the rage at the moment. I reckon...
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