Vespasian

The human rights crowd amongst others are up in arms about the fact that a taser gun used during the final standoff with this guy … … was not licensed for distribution. Apparently the weapon was a prototype and its use had not been fully sanctioned. There is talk that Moat who had been...
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So what happens when you push celebrities too far? All hell breaks loose thats what. Don’t believe me? Alright then here’s a few well known examples that I’ve thoughtfully compiled for your viewing pleasure. 5. Bjork attacks a reporter Never say “Welcome to Bangkok” to a celebrity its really looking for trouble. Yeah this...
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Turns out Sean Fitzpatrick isn’t the only one on the breadline. Her Royal Highness Elizabeth whats-her-face is really feeling the financial pinch. Yup her £38.2 million per year salary just ain’t enough to keep the old girl in a manner fitting her station. The freedom of information act is a real pain in the...
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Or is he a mad bastard … or is he a genius? Well it’s a hard one to call, at first glance the retard suggestion definitely has the upper hand, but you can never rule out the possibility that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in fact a genius working to a grand plan involving .. uh...
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What is it with you people? Nobody gives a shit what type of phone you have. I was talking to this douchbag the other day, he was going on about Brian Cowen’s latest escapades or some shite. When all of a sudden he starts asking me what type of phone I have. So I ...
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Oh things have really gone downhill for poor auld Sean Fitzpatrick. Seanie used to be the multimillionaire chairman of Anglo Irish bank where his excellent managerial skills and business acumen really shone through. Yeah well it seems Sean is about as good at managing his own funds as he is at running a bank....
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Have you ever read 1984? One of the main themes in George Orwell’s classic was how a government can stay in power despite the terrible standard of living and complete lack of freedom it gave its citizens. Now doubtless some people could claim to see echoes of ‘doublethink’ and what not whenever a fuck...
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I guess I’m a bit behind the news on this one but apparently the Frogs have decided to ban the Burka. Now let’s get one thing straight here, I hate the fucking Burka, whenever I see someone wearing the thing I think ‘dang I wonder if she’s hot?’ Such a fucking waste … then...
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It’s the news that every impotent cuckold in the UK has been waiting for. From next week Tesco’s are going to start selling Viagra over the counter at half the price of other shops and without the need for a prescription. So don’t be surprised if those limped dicked bastards in Fine Gael start making...
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We got a world boxing champion and she’s due back today! Yup not only is Katie the hottest Irish boxer out there she is also the best. This chick is unstoppable, and  for the third time in a row Katie has brought home the gold. The Semi final turned out to be the make...
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