Caligula

For years there has been so much misinformation and bullshit regarding one Mr. Claus. Kiddies all over the world swear by him. Most adults have a more cynical attitude towards him and many believe he doesn’t even exist. I took it upon myself to get to the bottom of the story. For the last...
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There are many industries out there that make money from retards, self help, religion, homeopathy, get rich quick schemes, internet marketing and so on. Another industry that proves that fools and money are quickly parted is the diet industry. If there’s one thing worse than a retard, it’s a fat retard. For years, companies...
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There’s been a lot of fuss this week over the wall of silence RTE have put up regarding the fact that Gerry Ryan was a coke snorting, hypocritical, overpaid, parasitic scumbag. Some of you may recall the Joe Duffy crusade to have head shops banned earlier this year. Despite the sheer stupidity and retardedness...
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Joe Duffy is officially the biggest fucking muppet in Ireland. No wait, some guy called Anthony is the biggest muppet in Ireland. Anthony is one of those idiot dry bastards with no sense of humour. And when Anthony sees something that offends him he gets mad. And when Anthony sees something about his beloved...
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I don’t know about you but when I first saw those students protesting in London I thought they were the biggest assholes ever. A bunch of young idealistic fuckwits who expect taxpayers to pay for their education. I was thinking to myself that the cops should give those bastards a good ole beating. Sure...
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That Swiss fucker is at it again. The guy is basically the Alpine version of Silvio Berlusconi. He’s an old man who says whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit. Sepp Blatter has a long history of offending people. One time he said that women soccer players should wear tighter shorts to make...
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Well that’s it for another year. The X-Factor is over and one lucky person gets a lucrative record deal. That lucky person is Matt Cardle. Now getting a record deal is great but Matt was reminded of a major side benefit to his victory just after winning. One of those cheeky little fuckers from...
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For all the naysayers out there saying the TV licence fee is a disgrace, shame on you. Today we found out Gerry Ryan was a coke head and spent a large chunk your licence fee payments up his nose. Good man Gerry. For years I have been opposed to the licence fee. I saw...
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Following last year’s success of the Rage Against the Machine campaign against the X-Factor, Irish paedophile priests and Gary Glitter have teamed up to see if they can pull off this year’s Christmas Number 1. Poor old Joe McElderry was left crying his eyes out last year when he became the first X-Factor winner...
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Last week I wrote about the shocking Wikileaks cable that revealed the fact that Barack Obama is white. Since I published that article I received thousands of emails from people complaining. If you are a retarded politically correct thug you’re probably assuming people said the Wikileaks cable was racist. Well, you’re wrong. What they...
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