Oh Alyson you had me from: “This one time … at band camp … I stuck a flute up my pussy.” Yup there’s no doubt about it, Alyson Hannigan works my dick way better than Buffy. Now don’t get me wrong, old Buffy is welcome come over on over to Chez Biggus any day....
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I got a hard on for Emma Watson. And I reckon the time has come when you can declare that you pump your rod over this chick without sounding too much like a Catholic priest. I’ve been spanking the monkey over her ass for a while now but when I told the mistress she was a bit...
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Yup, after a long hard day of physically demanding Onanism I enjoy few things more than sitting back and perving over a bit of tennis. And no I’m not talking about Nadal and Federer beating each other off. I’d rather perv over Sumo wrestling than men’s tennis – at least Wakanohana has tits. I was checking...
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Man, if the shitty bunch of primates that calls itself the human race has one redeeming feature, it’s Kylie Minogue’s ass. I don’t know about ye but good auld Biggus jacks off at least three times a day to this thing. Yeah I wake up about 7, get out the wang around 9 … ...
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