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Dearly Beloved Readers…
According to statistics, there is a 98% chance you are a retard. Looking at the positive side of it, it means there is a 2% chance you are not a retard. If you are one of the 2% then read on.
We at RuleHibernia believe in free speech but with free speech comes the opinions of imbeciles and idiots. We believe the 2% should rise up and drown out the mindless retarded opinions of the dumbass majority.
We have therefore decided to give the opportunity to the elite among you to express your thoughts and opinions and craziness on our site.
What are we looking for?
We’re looking for people who are opinionated, funny and who think political correctness should be raped up the arse. If you think retard is the greatest word in the English language then you are the type of person we want to hear from.
If you believe you have what it takes to contribute to our kick ass website then get in touch with us via our contact page.
Women may also apply.*
*Your chances of getting your material published increases exponentially if you email us some pics, this only applies to hot women, if you’re fat and ugly you better make sure you’re a damn good writer.
You're not a good writer? Don't worry love, you can still submit to us
You've never kissed a girl but you have the writing skills of William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens and Mark Twain combined? Let's be hearing from you then
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