Tennis: It kicks ass
Yup, after a long hard day of physically demanding Onanism I enjoy few things more than sitting back and perving over a bit of tennis. And no I’m not talking about Nadal and Federer beating each other off. I’d rather perv over Sumo wrestling than men’s tennis – at least Wakanohana has tits.
I was checking out Maria Sharapova the other day. Damn, this honey really does a number on my dick.
Unfortunately Maria has a nasty habit of wearing BIG knickers. I mean really big. Fair enough they often tend to be visible as she likes to bend over. But I mean what’s the point in old Biggus hanging around for a real good bit of upskirt action when she has knickers the size of Liechtenstein?
Fuck’s sake Maria, throw a guy a bone. I mean would it be so fucking hard to slip on a nice little thong or even just a skimpy see-through number? Jesus, give me something to work with.
Wasn’t tennis great before they started wearing those stupid Maria Sharapova style boxer shorts? Yeah tennis really achieved a golden age back in the 80s and 90s, with short little miniskirts that spent more time billowing up around their tits than covering their well toned asses.
Steffi Graf puts on a show
I dunno who this is but I'd gladly give her some Dickus
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Yeah back in the days when you were more likely to see a fucking sasquatch than a nice tight pair of female buttocks Wimbledon was the closest thing to hardcore pornography a guy could get. My Gabriela Sabatini poster had more cum stains than than the Pope’s copy of  altar boy weekly.
Mmm yeah good old Gabriela, I remember many a fond wank over her. And what was extra cool about Gabriela was the fact that she always managed to get herself into great positions. Fuck yeah, Maria Sharapova could learn a thing or two from Gabby.
Gabriela Sabatini’s career in a cumstained nutshell:
US Open:
Wimbeldon:
Australian Open:
Yeah Sabatini was the chick that just kept giving, I can’t remember a single match when she didn’t end up on her ass. Back in the 80′s I singlehandidly (though sometimes I need to use two .. yeah it’s just that big) dragged Kleenex back into profit thanks to this little trooper. Hell, even when she managed to stay upright she still got my rocks off.
Frog Open:
Yeah other than Sabatini’s ass I don’t remember a whole lot else about the 80′s. But then along came the 90′s! And two beauties the like of which my cock had rarely spattered over burst onto the stage. Anna cock stiffener Kournikova and Martina hot ass Hingis.
Anna handles your banana ...
While Martina plays with your balls
If you ask me Anna Kournikova was one of the greatest tennis players of all time. She won precisely dick all but man did she look good doing it. She was like Tim Henman but sexy. I’ll probably do a a nice wank article dedicated to her at some stage. But for the moment I just got one ass on my mind:
Ooooh yeah. Martina Hingis hottest ass in tennis EVER! Fuck yeah! Hingis can serve my balls any time - Jesus, to think we’ve gone from this fine specimen of femine wankability to the bloody Williams brothers. It’s almost (but not quite) enough to give old Biggus a floppy.
I would think tennis player upskirts would be a tough sell, but Biggus Dickus pulled it off against the odds. Apropos of nothing, who the fuck is Biggus Dickus?
He’s our local priest, and just about the only man of the cloth to prefer perving over Martina Hingis to his new altar boy.
Martina hingis
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Great inclusion of Gaby SabBUTTini and Martina HinASS
Splendid collection, Sir. There is nothing quite like the sight of a nice ass and the scream to go with it.
I also enjoy Australian Volleyball; I really don’t understand how the game works and I really don’t care. Best of all it’s usually on late at night when you’re least likely to be disturbed by less important things like phone calls..making cups of tea..world peace, etc.
I always loved Anna’s butt. I always wind up thinking about her vagina, too!