It’s been the Fatherland’s plan all along, the military approach didn’t work so now they’re setting about stealthily taking over all of Europe. Ireland and Greece have already fallen under the sway of the axis, Portugal is soon to be annexed and then the Blitzkrieg of Italy and Spain will be launched. Soon only the allies, France and the UK will be left holding out, but by then France will be crippled by having to help Germany bailout the shitty countries and will need a bailout of their own. Yup the Frogs will declare Paris ‘an open city’ and stand by as the German accountants goose-step under the Arc de Triomphe. Then the Battle of Britain will be on! But this time there will be no Yanks to save the Limeys. Elite German über accountants will parachute into Westminster and never in the field of human financial systems will so much be owed by so many to so few!
1st of January 2010 the Fourth Reich is brooding waiting to strike
Have no doubt about it, this time soon the Fourth Reich will hold sway across all of Europe, the Blitzkrieg will rain euros from the heavens and before we know it we’ll all be eating sauerkraut and donning lederhosen. Nonsense! I hear ye say? Oh but how wrong you are. The Krauts have tried it twice before you know! They came up short both times but this time they’re playing it smart.
Out go the Panzer tanks and Stuka dive bombers and in come the bailout accountants and high price lawyers. The plan is ingenious in its simplicity. Simply get all of Europe in debt to you! Aye before you know it bands of wandering Kraut bean counters will be going around knee capping fuckers who don’t pay their interest and do what their told.
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Give shitty countries like Ireland, Greece and Portugal mind boggling quantities of dosh, force them to pay interest rates that are higher than their potential economic growth rates, and they’ll be in debt to you for ever more. Kick ass! Convince the rest of Europe to keep throwing good money after bad, and soon everybody but the economic powerhouse that is the Reich will be bankrupt. Then you can sit back and watch them all fall like dominoes.
But Merkel’s got a few more brain cells than good old Adolf, and won’t suddenly up sticks and decide to head off to bail out the Russians. Nope it’s gonna be 4th time lucky for the Reich! And then once they get control of all Europe’s economies and economic policies the Germans can start fucking around to make sure the conquered never pull out of their debt spiral. The 4th Reich will rule for a thousand years!
And then the coup de grace! Merkel calls an emergency summit.
And don’t imagine the likes of Brian Cowen are going to vote against her. Not while Angela is his paymaster.
Ah yes you can try to stop ‘em but you can’t keep the Fatherland down. The 4th Reich is on the rise!
So true!
I guess some things are just inevitable
Brilliant article by the way. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, so thanks.
Wow some positive feed back I better mark this one down in the diary … usually I just get told I’m “a douche!”
Well, that’s just a sad fact of life I’m afraid for someone of your caliber. You just pissed too many people off with the invasion of Britannia.
That Judean rebellion thingy didn’t help matters much either. Messy business that….
I have a feeling the united states is next we had nazis,that hate the jews but not nazis who hate the japanese.
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I like.
This guy mentions the 4th reich: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPJxk5954
Remember the hitler world tour t-shirts?
yup you can’t keep the Germans down they’re gonna go from strength to strength
FUCK U GERMAN NOOB ALL EUROPE EATS GREEK DICK
“Have no doubt about it, this time soon the Fourth Reich will hold sway across all of Europe, the Blitzkrieg will rain euros from the heavens and before we know it we’ll all be eating sauerkraut and donning lederhosen. Nonsense! I hear ye say? Oh but how wrong you are. The Krauts have tried it twice before you know!”
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Well, after WW1 Germany got exploited as the world’s 2nd biggest economy by the Treaty of Versailles, so WW2 was a result of the German revolution to demand back what it had lost. It was nothing more than a revenge for this big injustice which has never happened before in the world and it was only right as in WW1 Germany solely supported Austria while Russia supported Serbia. The other forces of France and England only took advantage to eliminate Germany as a huge economical competitor.
Hitler didn’t want WW2, but the “clean” Allies provoked it. Behind it stands Zionism.. to finally obtain their “promised land” Israel (Palestine; former British territory), and most of you lame people don’t get it.
USA entered WW1 later due to the influential Jewish lobby there helping England to win… so that they (the radical Zionist Jews) have a reason to reclaim territory as a reward, later on.
The real aggressors are much more imperialist countries like France (Napoleon Bonaparte), England and (up to now) USA!
Get informed about Benjamin Freedman before you go on talking anti-German gibberish.
Here’s his famous speech of 1961: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQapkVCx1HI
The EU as well as the NATO has been created to “keep America IN Europe, to keep the Soviets OUT and to keep Germany DOWN”.
As a member of the EU Germany is just a servant of the poorer countries – the cash cow.