Itâ€™s been the Fatherlandâ€™s plan all along, the military approach didn’t work so now theyâ€™re setting about stealthily taking over all of Europe. Ireland and Greece have already fallen under the sway of the axis, Portugal is soon to be annexed and then the Blitzkrieg of Italy and Spain will be launched. Soon only the allies, France and the UK will be left holding out, but by then France will be crippled by having to help Germany bailout the shitty countries and will need a bailout of their own. Yup the Frogs will declare Paris â€˜an open cityâ€™ and stand by as the German accountants goose-step under the Arc de Triomphe. Then the Battle of Britain will be on! But this time there will be no Yanks to save the Limeys. Elite German Ã¼ber accountants will parachute into Westminster and never in the field of human financial systems will so much be owed by so many to so few!
Have no doubt about it, this time soon the Fourth Reich will hold sway across all of Europe, the Blitzkrieg will rain euros from the heavens and before we know it weâ€™ll all be eating sauerkraut and donning lederhosen. Nonsense! I hear ye say? Oh but how wrong you are. The Krauts have tried it twice before you know! They came up short both times but this time theyâ€™re playing it smart.
Out go the Panzer tanks and Stuka dive bombers and in come the bailout accountants and high price lawyers. The plan is ingenious in its simplicity. Simply get all of Europe in debt to you! Aye before you know it bands of wandering Kraut bean counters will be going around knee capping fuckers who donâ€™t pay their interest and do what their told.
Give shitty countries like Ireland, Greece and Portugal mind boggling quantities of dosh, force them to pay interest rates that are higher than their potential economic growth rates, and theyâ€™ll be in debt to you for ever more. Kick ass! Convince the rest of Europe to keep throwing good money after bad, and soon everybody but the economic powerhouse that is the Reich will be bankrupt. Then you can sit back and watch them all fall like dominoes.
But Merkel’s got a few more brain cells than good old Adolf, and won’t suddenly up sticks and decide to head off to bail out the Russians. Nope it’s gonna be 4th time lucky for the Reich! And then onceÂ they get control of all Europe’s economies and economic policiesÂ the GermansÂ can start fucking around to make sure the conqueredÂ never pull out of their debt spiral. The 4th Reich will rule for a thousand years!
And then the coup de grace! Merkel calls an emergency summit.
And don’t imagine the likes of Brian Cowen are going to vote against her. Not while Angela is his paymaster.
Ah yes you can try to stop â€˜em but you canâ€™t keep the Fatherland down. The 4th Reich is on the rise!