This fat bastard was big news a few years back. Yeah he released a bunch of shitty books and films like ‘Stupid White Men’ and ‘Sicko’, and went around trying to bully old men dying of cancer in shit like ‘Bowling for Columbine’. In that one, Moore tricked Charlton Heston into giving him an interview and then tried to blame him for a bunch of gun deaths and just kept badgering the poor guy, ’twas pretty disgusting … I’d like to see him trying that on with someone who didn’t have one foot in the grave. How about … I dunno Mike Tyson? Yeah that would be fun.
Man I'd hate to be that chair
Basically Moore’s movies and books can be summed as: the moral indignation of a hypocritical, ranting, fat bastard. He claims to be about truth and justice and all that jazz but if the truth gets in the way of a good story and a bit of profit from another shitty book then fuck it. I’d pretty much forgotten about him until I heard one of his latest quotes, something about the McDonalds near ground zero being responsible for more deaths than the terrorists. Yeah, a fat bastard who thinks he can slag people who eat in McDonalds … that pretty much sums up Michael Moore.
The guy claims to hate capitalism but has no problem using said capitalism to make a ton of dosh which he can spend on his Big Macs. The guy claims that he wants to establish some sort of democratic communism or something .. I think that was how he described it anyway. Of course he’s just talking though his hole with that one. I mean, Jesus, without capitalism Michael Moore wouldn’t be able to afford to stuff his face. Hell, he’d probably look more like this:
He'd be nice and skinny if Stalin was in charge
This guy is the biggest Hypocrite since Al Gore. I can’t remember which one of his books I was reading before but, he started it off with a rant about publishers that couldn’t see the genius of his writings and what not. Then he went on and wrote up a list of all the world leaders, now Moore had no problem with sticking in the worst fucking dictators on the planet, such as … President Saddam Hussein and what not, who were no more democratically elected than my arse. But when it came to George Bush he had to write him in as “President” George W Bush. Yeah he made the point then that unlike the numerous tin pot dictators on the list George Bush had no moral right to be President. What a hypocritical asshole.
Man I reckon a better book than all his shite would be to do to Moore what Moore did to Bush i.e. make a big list of all his stupidest quotes … man you could go on forever. He may claim to love his country and all but jeez he’s got a funny way of showing it. Seriously, the guy sounds like he wants American troops to be killed and for his country to lose whatever war their fighting. Now fair enough, you can have your opinions on whatever shit America is doing but when American troops were being killed by insurgents in Iraq, Moore practically congratulated the insurgents for their successes.
“The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not ‘insurgents’ or ‘terrorists’ or ‘The Enemy.’ They are the revolution, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow – and they will win.”
Regarding 9/11 he comes out with this sort of shit (that kid who made loose change must have sucked his dick like a pro for this one.) “There is no terrorist threat in this country. This is a lie. This is the biggest lie we’ve been told.”
… uh huh tell that to the people who were killed in 2001 .. oh wait you can’t, they were killed by that nonexistent terrorist threat.
My favourite quote though is this one: “White people scare the crap out of me.” In fairness now that I think about it I guess if I looked in the mirror and saw this:
I’d be pretty scared too.
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