I've had better
I really don’t get all this crap about how Miriam O’Callaghan is this hot MILF and a so called thinking man’s crumpet. She’s a fairly attractive woman for her age, that’s about it in all honesty.
She’s pumped out a whole load of sprogs, so many that I think she’s lost count herself. I hear people say she’s great that she can keep her figure so well after her baby factory duties. Let’s get this straight, every woman should keep her figure after having a kid, no damn excuses. Your hips become a little wider and you’ll have excess weight after giving birth. That’s fine. But there’s no excuse for a woman to not get back into the shape she was before she got pregnant. So basically Miriam just did what she should have done.
I guess one of the things that allegedly makes her hot is her intelligence. There she is on the TV giving various politicians hell over health, education and other things. This is crap, she’s an average interviewer who doesn’t stick the knife in. Her natural female instincts take over and she probably thinks to herself that this asshole politician is some mother’s poor son.
Now I can understand that some men might find the fact that she’s into politics and current affairs attractive but I don’t buy that policy myself. You see, I used to think the ideal woman would be someone who is hot as hell physically, and who is also really intelligent, interesting and a good all round laugh.
This is my new and improved way of thinking. If you want intelligent, witty and insightful company then hang around with your male friends. You’re not going to get that from a woman, and don’t be fooled by thinking you’ll get that from Miriam. You’ll quickly find that she’s more interested in talking the usual bullshit woman talk. You know what I’m talking about, the mindless uninteresting rubbish that chicks come out with. You don’t believe that about Miriam eh? You think she’s different? Well buddy, take a look at her show on Saturday nights. That’s the real Miriam. Wave after wave of boring female guests with nothing of value or interest to contribute.
Yeah but can she cook?
Forget about looking for the all round perfect woman, you’re never going to find her. Concentrate on finding a woman that’s seriously hot, the type you know that will have other men looking at you and saying, “the lucky bastard”. So what if she’s thick as pig shit, she’s hot. You’re probably better off with the seriously thick women, at least you know from the start what the score is. Women like Miriam lull you into this false sense that you’ve hit the jackpot with an intelligence superior to the average chick. Sorry mate but she prefers talking about make-up and handbags.
I have no problem with the fact that women are boring and talk shit. It’s worth putting up with their shite as long as you get your hole with them. As long as you’re willing to accept you’re never going to have a stimulating conversation about the philosophies of Socrates with them then you’re sorted. Get the shag off them and take them out every so often to show them off to your friends and feel great about yourself that you’re screwing little miss hottie. I don’t give a shit what brand of handbag she has as long as it contains the packet of condoms I told her to get down the local chemist.
Miriam is a damn fine woman who is definitely a better catch than most, but don’t make her out to be some sort of holy grail of female perfection. She’s a good looking bird for her age who scrubs up well and sometimes talks about semi-interesting subjects in between all the bullshit woman talk. That’s all.
A bit cynical eh? That said, the combination of “hot” and “intelligent” isn’t common in either gender. And yeah, Miriam is puzzlingly overrated.