There’s been a lot of fuss this week over the wall of silence RTE have put up regarding the fact that Gerry Ryan was a coke snorting, hypocritical, overpaid, parasitic scumbag. Some of you may recall the Joe Duffy...
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Good news: Santa Claus exists. Bad news: Santa Claus...
For years there has been so much misinformation and bullshit regarding one Mr. Claus....
History for Retards (The First World War)
Back in 1914 a mother fucker of a fight kicked off thanks to some...
Diets work, fat people don’t
There are many industries out there that make money from retards, self help, religion,...
The real reason Joe Duffy wanted to ban head...
There’s been a lot of fuss this week over the wall of silence RTE...
The real reason Joe Duffy wanted to ban head shops
The Rubberbandits, Joe Duffy and Willie O’Dea on Liveline
Joe Duffy is officially the biggest fucking muppet in Ireland. No wait, some guy called Anthony is the biggest muppet in Ireland. Anthony is one of those idiot dry bastards with no sense of humour. And when Anthony sees...
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Did the London Metropolitan Police go too far with Jody McIntyre or is Jody McIntyre a manipulative left wing asshole?
I don’t know about you but when I first saw those students protesting in London I thought they were the biggest assholes ever. A bunch of young idealistic fuckwits who expect taxpayers to pay for their education. I was...
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Sepp Blatter slags off a few arse bandits
That Swiss fucker is at it again. The guy is basically the Alpine version of Silvio Berlusconi. He’s an old man who says whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit. Sepp Blatter has a long history of offending...
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Think how much pussy you’re gonna get
Well that’s it for another year. The X-Factor is over and one lucky person gets a lucrative record deal. That lucky person is Matt Cardle. Now getting a record deal is great but Matt was reminded of a major...
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Gerry Ryan and cocaine. TV licence fee is money well spent
For all the naysayers out there saying the TV licence fee is a disgrace, shame on you. Today we found out Gerry Ryan was a coke head and spent a large chunk your licence fee payments up his nose....
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Good news: Santa Claus exists. Bad news: Santa Claus is a paedophile
For years there has been so much misinformation and bullshit regarding one Mr. Claus. Kiddies all over the world swear by him. Most adults have a more cynical attitude towards him and many believe he doesn’t even exist. I...
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History for Retards (The First World War)
Back in 1914 a mother fucker of a fight kicked off thanks to some dude you never heard of, operating for an organisation nobody remembers, killing a guy who’s greatest achievement had been boffing a chick his peers disapproved of. Yup Gavrillo...
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Diets work, fat people don’t
There are many industries out there that make money from retards, self help, religion, homeopathy, get rich quick schemes, internet marketing and so on. Another industry that proves that fools and money are quickly parted is the diet industry....
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How to deal with Julian Assange
Love him or loathe him you gotta admit one thing about Julian Assange and all this Wikileaks business: The guy has balls the size of Outer Mongolia. Like so many others out there I feel compelled to add my...
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Alyson Hannigan is sexier than Buffy
Oh Alyson you had me from: “This one time … at band camp … I stuck a flute up my pussy.” Yup there’s no doubt about it, Alyson Hannigan works my dick way better than Buffy. Now don’t get...
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Emma Watson: A sexy young hottie you can finally wank over
I got a hard on for Emma Watson. And I reckon the time has come when you can declare that you pump your rod over this chick without sounding too much like a Catholic priest. I’ve been spanking the monkey over her...
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Best of Rule Hibernia
The Four Year Plan
Well we’ve been thinking about how to sort this country out for a while and short of - Banning the useless bastards in Fianna Fail from ever standing for office again. Providing the limp dicked twats in Fine Gael with cheap Viagra Handing the country back to the queen and apologising for the mess...
Rise of the 4th Reich
It’s been the Fatherland’s plan all along, the military approach didn’t work so now they’re setting about stealthily taking over all of Europe. Ireland and Greece have already fallen under the sway of the axis, Portugal is soon to be annexed and then the Blitzkrieg of Italy and Spain will be launched. Soon only...
How to be racist and get away with it
Ah yes, good ole racism. It’s one of the most controversial subjects on the planet. Most people like to bury their heads in the sand and pretend it doesn’t exist. Others try desperately to suppress their natural racist tendencies and pretend they are disgusted by racism. A small number express their racism openly. This...
Retarded people think Che Guevara is cool
Yup, take a look at any student/socialist protest and I can guarantee you’ll see a bunch of retards wearing this t-shirt: Yup, right at the top of the list of retarded things socialists believe is the myth that Che Guevara was a Christ-like anti-imperialist superhero. Man these guys spend more time with Che’s cock in their...
Ihateryanair.org – The internet’s most retarded website?
Sweet fucking Jesus Christ almighty, I think we may have found the internet’s most retarded site, and no I’m not talking about the one set up by this guy … Yeah it’s a site called Ihateryanair and I’m guessing it was set up by some fucker who forgot to print out his boarding pass....
Sell African Kids To The Vatican
Watching a programme about Live Aid and the famines still plaguing Sub-Sarahan Africa, I had to wonder about ways to solve this terrible dilemma. Long-term, there are always condoms. But in my search for a more immediate solution to the continent’s woes, I drew inspiration from another group in crisis: The Catholic Church. You...
Anglo to cost over 30 billion
Yeah the figure for Anglo has gone up once again. For the last few months we were hearing figures of about 20-25 billion. Today the figure has gone up to 30 and will probably rise to 34. In early 2008 we were told the figure would be about 4 billion. I remember at the...
Brian Cowen announces 300,000 jobs
Our glorious leader Brian Cowen has pulled off one of the greatest ever achievements of all time by any human being by announcing a wonderful strategy that will create 300,000 jobs. Say that again? Yup, Brian Cowen is going to create 300,000 jobs. Now I know what you’re thinking, isn’t this the same Brian...
iPhone retards
What is it with you people? Nobody gives a shit what type of phone you have. I was talking to this douchbag the other day, he was going on about Brian Cowen’s latest escapades or some shite. When all of a sudden he starts asking me what type of phone I have. So I ...
